Today, the guy I like asked me out for the first time. It's a good thing he did it over Facebook, because I started shaking and almost threw up. I don't know how I'm going to function on our date next week. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, on my first date with a guy I really like, I threw up not once, not twice, but three times. FML
Today, after weeks of psyching myself up, I finally asked my crush to go out for coffee. She smiled and said yes. Feeling on top of the world, I turned to leave, walked straight into an opening glass door, and gave myself a nosebleed before the date had even happened. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to go on a first date with this guy I had a crush on for months. It was such a big deal for me cause it was my first date ever. The first thing he says when we met was, "I have to take a dump." I sat by myself for 10 minutes. FML
Today, I was planning to ask a guy at school out since I had mustered up the confidence to finally tell him how I really felt. I ended up puking on him. FML
Today, a guy I like tried to talk to me. I got so nervous that I had a panic attack and puked in front of him. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in months. Over dessert, my date told a joke, and I tittered vigorously, causing me to choke and throw up all over him. FML
Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the girl I’ve had a crush on for years. I was so nervous, I got confused and sent her a text meant for my best friend that said, "I’m about to ask her out. Pray I don’t puke on her." She responded with a laughing emoji and said, "You really need to work on your game." FML
Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML
Today, for the first time in more than two years, a guy asked me out. Too bad he lives halfway around the world. FML
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Docbee 11
If you can resist the puking, I think the vibrations will be beneficial for other 'activities'
ManInTheMachine 20
Don't make the mistake another OP made and get shit-faced drunk to "calm your nerves". Take deep breaths, practice conversation with yourself if it helps. Talk to friends, family, etc. about it if they have experience. If all else fails, do some breathing and yoga exercises before the date. It helps calm you down pretty well. Good luck.
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Comments (94)
locomodo 7
Op, bring breath mints just in case and since its your first date for both of you, remember he might be pretty nervous too.
o_uhu_intrstng 4
if your too nervous to function on the date then just kiss before the date starts. after that what do you have left to be nervous about
tjgermain 6
He "asked you out for the FIRST time"? We would assume so...
amisenho 11
I think she meant that, for the first time ever in her life, someone that she liked actually returned interest. Just a tad bit of ambiguity there.
Inked0803 12
Xanex... Problem solved.
Drifting 21
Take an Ativan....that will help lots!
kidrauhlsimpson 8
Just relax and be cool. I wish I could know that feeling though. Congrats on getting your crush to ask you out though! :)
jixiekat 14
awe I'm sorry I have anxiety so no guys want me D:
shygurlzy24 5
lol I know the feeling
foxyhasmybooty 16
This is bad cause your nervous? Really op!!?! This isn't an fml!
midnightmango 13
Literally me