FML : Today, the guy I have been seeing for 3 months said, "Sorry this isn’t going anywhere, but I want to stay friends because I wanna come back and hang out...

Today, the guy I have been seeing for 3 months said, "Sorry this isn’t going anywhere, but I want to stay friends because I wanna come back and hang out with your parents." He literally only stayed with me because I live on a farm. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Payt - / Monday 19 November 2018 22:00 /

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By chosha_fml | 25

#7725843 - Tuesday 20 November 2018 2:13

You told him no, though, right?

By fjvitt | 11

#7725807 - Monday 19 November 2018 23:24

I bet your parents’ sheep are scared...

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By fjvitt | 11

#7725807 - Monday 19 November 2018 23:24

I bet your parents’ sheep are scared...

By RichardPencil | 27

#7725808 - Monday 19 November 2018 23:26

Are your parents a horse and a cow?

manb91uk | 22

#7725849 - Tuesday 20 November 2018 2:33

Probably a Cow and a Chicken...

By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7725834 - Tuesday 20 November 2018 1:29

Makes you wonder if he's been doing something untoward while you've been together.

By chosha_fml | 25

#7725843 - Tuesday 20 November 2018 2:13

You told him no, though, right?

By melisssa87 | 30

#7725852 - Tuesday 20 November 2018 2:55

Because he is an animal lover and wants to cuddle with all the animals?

By Little Dick | 19

#7725875 - Tuesday 20 November 2018 5:13

So, you're a bum who still lives at home with your parents?

BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7726055 - Tuesday 20 November 2018 14:49

As opposed to being a dick who lives alone?

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