FML : Today, I was in the gym waiting for my boyfriend while he played racquetball. I had to listen to old men talk about their prostates for 15 minutes. FML

Today, I was in the gym waiting for my boyfriend while he played racquetball. I had to listen to old men talk about their prostates for 15 minutes. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Kelly1995_fml Say more :

Just for everyone's information I couldn't go outside because it was too cold It was hard not to hear them when they were very loud old men It didn't disgust me because it's the human body but I more of had to try not to laugh listening to them all causally talk about their prostates and comparing them like they were toys So please stop being butt hurt about this I made this FML to share a funny experience at the gym. Thanks :)

By Kelly1995 / Monday 21 March 2016 20:20 / United States - Pompey

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By saxaddict122 | 14

#6564697 - Tuesday 22 March 2016 12:10

You easily could have walked away if it made you uncomfortable. I've never been to a gym so small that people can't be out of earshot.

By WCARlover | 34

#6564695 - Tuesday 22 March 2016 12:05

It's really important for them to get their prostates checked out when they're old so at least they're aware about it! And as if older people haven't had to listen to gross conversations from the younger generation.

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By JustATeenageMess | 21

#6564690 - Tuesday 22 March 2016 11:56

Maybe some brain bleach could be of use here.

pjsr | 31

#6564846 - Tuesday 22 March 2016 16:39

It's time to bury the bleach forever. Everyone repeat after me, "I vow to never use the phrases 'eye bleach', 'brain bleach', and especially 'shitty situation' ever again."

kfchicken_fml | 23

#6564971 - Tuesday 22 March 2016 20:19

easier said then done, you're putting me in a real shitty situation here

JustATeenageMess | 21

#6565053 - Tuesday 22 March 2016 23:06

This is what I get for commenting before 6 am.

UserError94 | 18

#6565141 - Wednesday 23 March 2016 2:34

Yea white out is obvi the new bleach. She's gonna need some brain white out

By SOILEDIT | 51

#6564691 - Tuesday 22 March 2016 11:58

Well, did you join them in their thrilling conversation?

By LikeYouGiveAShit | 27

#6564693 - Tuesday 22 March 2016 12:04

That's when you tell them about yours, if you want to creep them out.

By dman798 | 18

#6564694 - Tuesday 22 March 2016 12:05

On the bright side, at least you didn't see them

sparkledoge | 29

#6564734 - Tuesday 22 March 2016 13:30

If you could see someone's prostate, you're either a surgeon or have seen some fucked up things.

Dale_shackleford | 13

#6565071 - Wednesday 23 March 2016 0:00

Or you fell for google "goatse"

By WCARlover | 34

#6564695 - Tuesday 22 March 2016 12:05

By Koalabiter | 6

#6564696 - Tuesday 22 March 2016 12:09

Had to? Sounds more like "got" to. Fun times.

BaDoomes | 4

#6564851 - Tuesday 22 March 2016 16:50

I like you.

By saxaddict122 | 14

#6564697 - Tuesday 22 March 2016 12:10

You easily could have walked away if it made you uncomfortable. I've never been to a gym so small that people can't be out of earshot.

By Unenunciable | 14

#6564705 - Tuesday 22 March 2016 12:19

Hope the conversation stayed benign! ;)

By arano | 29

#6564706 - Tuesday 22 March 2016 12:19

Maybe go play some racquetball with your boyfriend? Hopefully you'll get hit in the head and forget all about old men prostates, along with a few other things. Like your creepy uncle from when you were 9.