By Kelly1995 - 21/03/2016 20:20 - United States - Pompey

Today, I was in the gym waiting for my boyfriend while he played racquetball. I had to listen to old men talk about their prostates for 15 minutes. FML
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Just for everyone's information I couldn't go outside because it was too cold It was hard not to hear them when they were very loud old men It didn't disgust me because it's the human body but I more of had to try not to laugh listening to them all causally talk about their prostates and comparing them like they were toys So please stop being butt hurt about this I made this FML to share a funny experience at the gym. Thanks :)

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saxaddict122 14

You easily could have walked away if it made you uncomfortable. I've never been to a gym so small that people can't be out of earshot.

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WCARlover 34
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It's really important for them to get their prostates checked out when they're old so at least they're aware about it! And as if older people haven't had to listen to gross conversations from the younger generation.

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JustATeenageMess 21
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Maybe some brain bleach could be of use here.

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pjsr 32
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It's time to bury the bleach forever. Everyone repeat after me, "I vow to never use the phrases 'eye bleach', 'brain bleach', and especially 'shitty situation' ever again."

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kfchicken 31
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easier said then done, you're putting me in a real shitty situation here

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JustATeenageMess 21
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This is what I get for commenting before 6 am.

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UserError94 18

Yea white out is obvi the new bleach. She's gonna need some brain white out

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SOILEDIT 51
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Well, did you join them in their thrilling conversation?

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LikeYouGiveAShit 27
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That's when you tell them about yours, if you want to creep them out.

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dman798 18

On the bright side, at least you didn't see them

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sparkledoge 29
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If you could see someone's prostate, you're either a surgeon or have seen some fucked up things.

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Dale_shackleford 13
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Or you fell for google "goatse"

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WCARlover 34
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It's really important for them to get their prostates checked out when they're old so at least they're aware about it! And as if older people haven't had to listen to gross conversations from the younger generation.

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Koalabiter 6

Had to? Sounds more like "got" to. Fun times.

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saxaddict122 14

You easily could have walked away if it made you uncomfortable. I've never been to a gym so small that people can't be out of earshot.

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Unenunciable 14
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Hope the conversation stayed benign! ;)

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arano 29
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Maybe go play some racquetball with your boyfriend? Hopefully you'll get hit in the head and forget all about old men prostates, along with a few other things. Like your creepy uncle from when you were 9.

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Jackimo98 24
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Hopefully they both had positive things to say

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