Today, the elevator in my apartment building broke down. I live on the 30th floor and am still climbing the stairs. FML
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Today, the elevator broke in my dorm and won't be fixed for several days. I live on the 26th floor. FML
Today, my building's elevators were temporarily out of service. I climbed up 17 flights of stairs only to realize I left my keys downstairs. After the painful climb back up, the elevator lights came on. FML
Today, I'm severely hungover. Upon returning home, I came to find that both of the elevators were out of order. I live on the 12th floor. FML
Today, despite being claustrophobic and avoiding lifts at all costs, I had to use the lift at work to carry boxes of paper to the 3rd floor. It broke down. FML
Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes. I am an elevator mechanic. FML
Today, I walked up sixteen flights of stairs to my room to avoid the lift lines. When I was almost at the top, the fire alarm sounded. FML
Today, I finally sought help for my crippling fear of elevators. When I arrived at my new therapist's office, I found the door to the stairs locked. To get to my appointment on the third floor of the building, I have to take the elevator. FML
Today, I worked up my courage and took an elevator for the first time in my life. Unfortunately, it was also my first time getting trapped for several hours in an elevator. FML
Today, we had a fire drill in my dorm, and I live on the 7th floor of my building. They shut the elevators down and I had to walk down 14 flights of steps. I shattered my kneecap last week. They turned the alarm off when I got to the first floor. FML
Today, the elevator at work was taking forever so I decided to make a change and take the stairs instead. I slipped on the second step and spent the next few minutes laying there as people asked if I was OK. My pride is bruised… as well as my ass. FML
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breathemein 10
atleast it's a great work out ;)
marinus_fml 20
No wonder, it's hard to climb and submit FMLs at the same time...
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Comments (153)
VEVO_fml 0
Good exercise :)
griffindragon97 3
oo at least u get exercise and fyl
ihatedumbasses 6
why are you on FML then?
griffindragon97 3
it's called an iPhone or iPod u idiot
VEVO_fml 0
probably an iPhone lol
melly219 0
I don't think that's what she means. she means why r u on fml when u could be working harder to get up the steps!
rbubbles 20
109 that's exactly right, she asked why not how
TKrisha_fml 5
Stop wasting time typing and use the the engery to climb those stairs.
LupeFiascoLovaa 0
now u can't get fat:)
hottiebrunette 0
it's better than being fat hahahah
missL1z 5
Its Singapore and apartments goes as high as 40!
MilkShakez 0
when you get to the top they will be done fixing the elavator
DakotaCat 4
No wonder Americans are fat! Ohh boo hoo! I have to climb stairs! My chubby wittle wegs fear the thought of exercise!
DakotaCat 4
And that goes to the rest of the world! Even the skinny countries!