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By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 21:20 - United States

Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML

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By Bisounours - 22/07/2011 11:23 - France

Today, I went to see the new Harry Potter movie with my boyfriend. Feeling an intense need to pee, he decided to sacrifice a few minutes of the movie before the highly-anticipated final combat to get some relief. He went through the wrong door, locking himself out. Right until the end. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2009 11:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I queued up for few hours in torrential rain to see the Harry Potter premiere. After just four hours sleep and waking at 3am, I fell asleep during film and missed the whole thing. FML

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By beachbumb8538 - 15/07/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML

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By Chelsea - 20/07/2009 05:54 - United States

Today, during some previews before the new Harry Potter movie, a guy stood up and led the audience in an enthusiastic and rather successful chant "H-A-R-R-Y!". Minutes later when I attempted to do the same thing, I was pelted with half-full bags of popcorn, freezing sodas, and booing. FML

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By nah - 11/06/2021 11:01

Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML

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By Smirky - 13/02/2017 02:30 - India - Bangalore

Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2012 03:00 - Canada

Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML

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By anonymous - 17/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 20:52 - United States

Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML

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moo753 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 1:21

hahaha that sucks major balls. I bet you felt crappy about that

pancakfail 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 1:27

I'd ******* cry!

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xXBlAcKxWiDoWXx 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 4:35

haha I just got back from watching that!

KVKdragon 26

Saturday 20 November 2010 4:56

I just finished watching it and it was a blast (literally in some scenes)(Confrigo! ;]) just sneak into another show at a later time if they don't ask to see your tickets. don't miss out on one of the best Harry potter films yet. it's way too awesome to miss.

orangesnow1 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 5:19

well u didn't miss anything so what ever

ciscomatic 3

Saturday 20 November 2010 5:34

your lying. you would have dehydrated and died. so screw you and all the bad luck you get you deserve.

twi4eva789 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 5:45

you deserve it for seeing it the first day. it doesn't matter when you see it and besides Harry potter sux.

corambis 11

Saturday 20 November 2010 6:19

Fecius expellius!

thedisturbedone5 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 6:19

ydi for going to see a crappier movie than your situation i would of watched lord of the rings instead of wasting money on something you ended up not watching

i_love_puppybrea 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 6:24

I personally like twilight it's interestig but I despise Harry potter I think it is a super boring movie/book about pointless stuff

underguarded 20

Saturday 20 November 2010 6:42

and yet you like a series that has no development? ppl seriously need to stop comparing Harry Potter and Twilight. their far too different to even be comparing .