Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML
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Today, I went to see the new Harry Potter movie with my boyfriend. Feeling an intense need to pee, he decided to sacrifice a few minutes of the movie before the highly-anticipated final combat to get some relief. He went through the wrong door, locking himself out. Right until the end. FML
Today, I queued up for few hours in torrential rain to see the Harry Potter premiere. After just four hours sleep and waking at 3am, I fell asleep during film and missed the whole thing. FML
Today, I went to the movies with some friends. During the movie, I really needed to pee but didn’t want to disturb anyone. So, I waited and waited. Finally, I couldn’t hold it anymore and bolted to the bathroom… only to get locked out of the theater in the process. The staff had to escort me back in during the end credits. FML
Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML
Today, during some previews before the new Harry Potter movie, a guy stood up and led the audience in an enthusiastic and rather successful chant "H-A-R-R-Y!". Minutes later when I attempted to do the same thing, I was pelted with half-full bags of popcorn, freezing sodas, and booing. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML
Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML
Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML
Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML
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moo753 0
hahaha that sucks major balls. I bet you felt crappy about that
pancakfail 0
I'd ******* cry!
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Comments (170)
xXBlAcKxWiDoWXx 0
haha I just got back from watching that!
KVKdragon 26
I just finished watching it and it was a blast (literally in some scenes)(Confrigo! ;]) just sneak into another show at a later time if they don't ask to see your tickets. don't miss out on one of the best Harry potter films yet. it's way too awesome to miss.
orangesnow1 0
well u didn't miss anything so what ever
ciscomatic 3
your lying. you would have dehydrated and died. so screw you and all the bad luck you get you deserve.
twi4eva789 0
you deserve it for seeing it the first day. it doesn't matter when you see it and besides Harry potter sux.
corambis 13
Fecius expellius!
thedisturbedone5 0
ydi for going to see a crappier movie than your situation i would of watched lord of the rings instead of wasting money on something you ended up not watching
i_love_puppybrea 0
I personally like twilight it's interestig but I despise Harry potter I think it is a super boring movie/book about pointless stuff
underguarded 20
and yet you like a series that has no development? ppl seriously need to stop comparing Harry Potter and Twilight. their far too different to even be comparing .
Demetra_fml 0
Well shame on you for leaving your wand at home! You could have Accio'd yourself some Pepto Bismol.
xshadyshadow 0
Lol, funny.
underguarded 20
Ouch. Too bad you paid $12 just to poop.