Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML
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Today, I went to see the new Harry Potter movie with my boyfriend. Feeling an intense need to pee, he decided to sacrifice a few minutes of the movie before the highly-anticipated final combat to get some relief. He went through the wrong door, locking himself out. Right until the end. FML
Today, I queued up for few hours in torrential rain to see the Harry Potter premiere. After just four hours sleep and waking at 3am, I fell asleep during film and missed the whole thing. FML
Today, I went to the movies with some friends. During the movie, I really needed to pee but didn’t want to disturb anyone. So, I waited and waited. Finally, I couldn’t hold it anymore and bolted to the bathroom… only to get locked out of the theater in the process. The staff had to escort me back in during the end credits. FML
Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML
Today, during some previews before the new Harry Potter movie, a guy stood up and led the audience in an enthusiastic and rather successful chant "H-A-R-R-Y!". Minutes later when I attempted to do the same thing, I was pelted with half-full bags of popcorn, freezing sodas, and booing. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML
Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML
Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML
Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML
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Top comments
moo753 0
hahaha that sucks major balls. I bet you felt crappy about that
pancakfail 0
I'd ******* cry!
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Comments (170)
mintcar 10
That blows, I'm sorry. I'm not a Harry Potter fan but I understand why this is an FML. A friend of mine went to the premiere last night and told me about how the majority of those in line were all dressed up in Cosplay. That's a bit much, I think.
Tyrone78G 3
arseholes cause it...
iheartglasses 0
So, boxers or briefs? Depends. Bahahaha!
Koppol 15
nice pun =P
mikomajik 0
don't worry if u use the time twister u can go back and see it. just stay away from the bathroom so that u don't see ( or smell ) yourself! =•)
KVKdragon 26
it's actually called a Time Turner (smh)
cwalk50 2
idk what's worse, the fact that u failed at making a time turner reference or the fact that I care enough to call u on it
christyxoxo 8
you can just go see it again, op. :// no problem.
KiddNYC1O 22
52- That's because 43 is like 8 years old and doesn't know that those puns are so lame.
jeffknez 0
it sucked anyway it's all good
Dani3264 0
No matter how bad I had to go I would never miss Harry freaking Potter. I'm a die hard fan, so I can feel your pain somewhat. But how could u miss it its in 3D! Sorry Nerd Moment...
Goldenchest 14
Erm... it's not in 3D
KVKdragon 26
WB cancelled the 3D part at the last minute because it was too hard/complicated for this film (I might be wrong about that though). and its also a plus since some people are tired of watching films in 3D. I'm not tired of it but some of my friends can't stand watching a 3D movie for too long since it hurts their eyes. I must be immune since I wear glasses lol :)