Health: Today, someone tried to steal my backpack from the hook on the... - FML

By way2go - 23/10/2013 16:32 - United States - Houston

Today, someone tried to steal my backpack from the hook on the bathroom stall. Good news: they were caught off-guard by how heavy it was and dropped it. Bad news: my foot is now broken from using it to cushion the backpack's fall. FML

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way2go 16

Friday 25 October 2013 15:59

Op here... The only reason I saved the bag was for my laptop inside... If it were just my textbooks I wouldn't be in a boot right now. I would have let it fall. Some of these comments made me laugh though, at least something good could come out of this!

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Wednesday 23 October 2013 23:39

In chess, this is called "zugzwang," an event that is inconvenient for both parties. Sorry OP. At least your goods are safe

Nyx_fml 23

Wednesday 23 October 2013 23:40

You must have had a lot of expensive books in that backpack. I'm trying to determine what would be more expensive, replacing the books or getting your foot treated. This FML needs some cost-benefit analysis.

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asylumlane 23

Thursday 24 October 2013 3:56

Having catlike reflexes can be a bitch sometimes. Hope you have a speedy recovery!

unlucky_lucy 17

Thursday 24 October 2013 4:18

What the hell are you carrying in your backpack dude! Damn son

Chikiriwak 17

Thursday 24 October 2013 4:19

You should always consider the bright side

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 24 October 2013 4:20

I sure hope you don't have sports coming up soon...hope you can still walk on it...depending on a medical boot or a cast..

jonahwalzer 12

Thursday 24 October 2013 4:20

What was in your bag? Haha

thief1434 23

Thursday 24 October 2013 4:28

Least you didn't lose your bag!

sweet23_fml 11

Thursday 24 October 2013 4:35

Op might of had a laptop in the bag.

CrazyOvrMustangs 10

Thursday 24 October 2013 4:38

Reach over the door. The hooks are most often only about 6 inches from the top of the door

dutch_girl13 20

Thursday 24 October 2013 4:57

Sounds like my backpack. Wish middle school teachers knew how heavy books are. :(

tomgun_fml 16

Thursday 24 October 2013 6:09

Hope you get better

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