Today, some obnoxious guys started calling me ugly. I tried to ignore them and be the bigger person. That's pretty hard to do when they start throwing rocks at you. FML
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Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be a good idea to make fun of a homeless man. I didn't fancy making fun of the less fortunate, so I stayed a bit back. Still, the homeless man didn't think it would matter to throw a rock at me after my buddies ran away. FML
Today, my neighbor's sons decided it would be funny to throw rocks at my house. I went outside to scold them and saw my other neighbors gathered around, watching. They didn't stop them because they thought I wasn't home. FML
Today, at work, I overheard two of my coworkers talking about how "creepy" and "ugly" I am, and that I look like I'd be the kind of guy to sneak into someone's house and "have my way" with them. Boy, did that sure help with my self-esteem issues. I'm going to go and report them, but still. FML
Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML
Today, I walked past a group of men on my way to work. Instead of catcalling me, they made pig and whale noises at me, and yelled fat shaming comments. By the time I'd reached my building, I had been reduced to tears. FML
Today, I was stumbling down the street due to arthritic pain, when I accidentally bumped into a man. He turned and yelled, "Watch it, you clumsy, ugly bitch", to which I apologised and told him about my arthritis. He stared at me in confusion, then said, "Well, you're still ugly", and walked off. FML
Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML
Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML
Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
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hk_fml 9
Aww that's terrible. I hope you find the bastards and charge them with battery. Good luck =/
jts2 3
but words really ****ing hurt.
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Comments (170)
Britty332 0
God thinks you are beautiful. Praise him. Those stupid people dont matter.
Psykotic_fml 1
That's when you pick up the biggest goddamn rock you can find and whale the shit out of those *******. Then run like hell :D (though if you're too fat to run like hell, best work on that first) I actually had bunch of tit-wit ******* throw chestnuts at me in elementary. I got back at them by grabbing dead soggy worms outta the puddles and chucking them back. They stopped throwing chestnuts. And I ran like hell. :D
Deathnotelover 0
umm people the OP said they were getting called ugly not fat
blindwhisper 0
revenge !!!
4c1dburn 0
You must be pretty damn ugly if people are so eager to dispatch you by stoning!!!
themindflayer 0
Well sticks and stones may end up hurting you .... when i was a kid we were playing throwing pebbles at each other (!) too bad one big one hit me on the forehead and i needed 6 stitches ..... 15 yrs later the scar's still there .... and we were playing hence it was all forgotten imagine if it was done as fun ..... it certainly will tear the soul from within ....
53XYJ355 0
noone is ugly enough to have rocks thrown at you but susan Boyle
pickledcheese 0
Man OP, and I thought my bullying problems were bad. In retrospect, paper is a lot easier to deal with than rocks. FYL.
shinyandnew 1
Youre not ugly
sarbear995 0
ignore that dumbass-probably just jealous and insecure