Today, some obnoxious guys started calling me ugly. I tried to ignore them and be the bigger person. That's pretty hard to do when they start throwing rocks at you. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be a good idea to make fun of a homeless man. I didn't fancy making fun of the less fortunate, so I stayed a bit back. Still, the homeless man didn't think it would matter to throw a rock at me after my buddies ran away. FML
Today, my neighbor's sons decided it would be funny to throw rocks at my house. I went outside to scold them and saw my other neighbors gathered around, watching. They didn't stop them because they thought I wasn't home. FML
Today, at work, I overheard two of my coworkers talking about how "creepy" and "ugly" I am, and that I look like I'd be the kind of guy to sneak into someone's house and "have my way" with them. Boy, did that sure help with my self-esteem issues. I'm going to go and report them, but still. FML
Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML
Today, I walked past a group of men on my way to work. Instead of catcalling me, they made pig and whale noises at me, and yelled fat shaming comments. By the time I'd reached my building, I had been reduced to tears. FML
Today, I was stumbling down the street due to arthritic pain, when I accidentally bumped into a man. He turned and yelled, "Watch it, you clumsy, ugly bitch", to which I apologised and told him about my arthritis. He stared at me in confusion, then said, "Well, you're still ugly", and walked off. FML
Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML
Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML
Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
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hk_fml 9
Aww that's terrible. I hope you find the bastards and charge them with battery. Good luck =/
jts2 3
but words really ****ing hurt.
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Comments (170)
delv88 0
damn you must be ugly, i'd go home and deadbolt the door because that the precursor to them coming at you with torches and pitchforks.
quinnteh 0
We don't even know if the OP is actually ugly.
magankn 0
i agree guys r probably jelous and deadbeat they cant get a girl like that and being immature people need to grow up
ktho522 0
this has happened to me too :/ thankfully they threw pieces of food at me and not rocks. but people can be jerks sometimes...
PoopskinTheLiar 0
Run up to them and suckerpunch them. noone can fight for you but yourself.
larcenousturco 0
Are you in grade school? Throwing rocks? Do kids even know how to throw anything other than gang signs these says?
steevy831 0
That should learn ya to be so ugly!
neuroticallyours 0
in response to #69 (FML is doing something retarded with the comments again when you "reply to") I agree that the cutting phenomenon, for some people does need to stop, those people being immature school kids who don't realize that people who actually have a problem with self-mutilation actually are sick and go to great length to hide it and that for some people it even becomes addicting because of the chemicals it releases in the brain. (which,did you know is the same group of chemicals that gets released every time a heroin addict shoots up? hence why they are now treating self-mutilation with opiate blockers) and that these people have a bona-fide problem and need therapy and support to stop. But please don't lump those people in with the fakes, I used to be one of those people and it took me almost 10 years to stop hurting myself. People afflicted by self-mutilation need to be recongnized as having an illness and not just as "gross" or "crazy". people who act like cutting is cool and do it for social shock value are the gross and crazy ones.
ladiesman14 0
do you have a cousin around the boys age who can beat them up ? or cant you just pay a black or mexican kid $5 to beat them all up ? i know people whove done that.
fegd 0
Mob mentality is a ******* bitch. I'd like to see one of 'em do that on his own.
startafire 0
Time to start carrying a gun. -_-