Today, one of my friends thought it would be funny to tell my psycho clinger of an ex that I still like her. It had only been a few months since she finally stopped stalking me. FML
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Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML
Today, I stupidly liked a post on my ex's social media account from three years ago. They then texted me immediately to ask why I was stalking them. FML
Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML
Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I found out my psycho ex also reads FML. She called me at work, pissed that I'd "publicly humiliated" her on here. I haven't posted about her at all. I'm sure the brick I found thrown through my window a few hours later has nothing to do with her, though. FML
Today, I found our that my crazy ex, who, after our break up, said to me, "I'm setting my life to make yours hell" has befriended my current girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that the "secret admirer" I've been exchanging letters with for the last three months, and even started developing feelings for, is actually my ex best friend trying to pull a prank on me. FML
Today, an old fling said she regretted her previous choice and wanted to try again, so I happily accepted. She failed to tell me that her previous choice was crazy. Not only is he stalking her, but he's also stalking me, and sending her messages about who I'm with and what I'm doing. FML
Today, I found out that my "I don't care about boy problems" friend decided it would be a great idea to talk to my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend about me. My ex was the one who told me. He thought I'd asked my friend to do it. FML
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mattzawesome 28
Restraining order my friend.
Diarrhea_Volcano 29
Sounds like you need a document that states your previous girlfriend will not be allowed near you.
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Comments (27)
irishmaiden78 23
Personally, I believe you need new friends. That's absolutely unacceptable.
JHPugh 19
I wish someone deemed me interesting enough to stalk
heartofhannah 28
No. You don't.
HeartYou101 31
At one point, I thought if an ex stalks you, they must love you like no-one else and want you back, so it's not really stalking...Until, it happened to me and it's very annoying, scary and I didn't know if the person would end up being violent or not towards me or my friends who were there at the time...It's not a nice situation to be in, especially if it lasts a few months...
beeferjay 34
shhhh... just lay down. let it happen
SecundusSecunda 27
*whispers* be gentle
Richard6036 13
I don't know who sounds worse your ex or your friend. For one your friends and imbecile because there's nothing funny about being Stalked, you need better friends, who needs enemies when you have friends like yours
ezrajab 22
Some friend Jees!
worldclassrager 39
Is your friends name dick?
outfielder55 17
This is ass whooping territory where I'm from. Shit like this gets a foot in your ass.
RedPillSucks 31
tell your ex that your friend is secretly in love with her and is too shy to say so directly. (ninja substitution)
k_bushey 15
your friend's kinda a dick or doing that!
Geckosrock99 33
With friends like that, you don't need enemies, OP. Find a way for this to backfire on the "friend". He deserves it.