Today, one of my friends pointed out I'm starting to get a mustache! - "You're finally a man!" To bad it's my 15th birthday, and I'm a girl. FML
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Today, I started growing hair on my upper lip. I'm finally becoming a man! Too bad I'm a 17 year old girl. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML
Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
Today, I turned 30. I still can't grow any facial hair. FML
Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML
Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
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lucifer69_fml 0
today, the same 'friend' also happened to point out I have a penis! too bad I'm a girl.....
Quest_ 13
What is so 'unhygienic' about a girl having a little fuzz on her face? That's a pretty ignorant and completely illogical thing to say.
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julzz0012 0
I've seen this one before way too many times.. and that sucks
sweatyanready 0
it's my birthday! tomarrow.
genungapearl 0
I did not have an account before, but I made one specifically to respond to this. Now, waxing and bleaching are viable ways to deal with this, however they will cause the hair to grow back longer. DO NOT shave, that will cause it to grow back longer, thicker, and pricklier. My suggestion-electrolosis. Depending on the severity of your situation, it could take multiple trips, but eventually the hair will be permanently gone. Warning: this is not cheap. It could cost up to 60 dollars per trip, but it is worth it.
Wolfman_Paladin 0
not wives tale. i started shaving and my mustache and beard starting growing better and faster the more i shaved
Idontgivedamn 0
Wives tale. It looks like its growing faster because shaved hairs have more flatter surface areas than unshaved hairs. Thus shaved hairs growing back reflect more light, making them look like they're growing back faster.
shalizzz 0
Who cares if the hairs grow thicker and faster or if they only appear to do so?!? The fact of the matter is that after shaving for a while the hairs will become more noticeable. And I don't think the OP, (or any woman) wishes to have stubby prickly dark hairs on her upper lip Oh, btw, waxing will NOT make hair grow longer! How could it? By waxing, you are gradually destroying the hair roots. After years of waxing my legs, not only do the hairs grow slower and thinner, but I also have patches of skin on my legs where the hair has stopped growing alltogether.
Molise 0
(8) There's no moustache like my father's moustache!(8)
Daerauko 0
lol or ya could keep it and become a butch lesbian. you'd be a hit with all the girls.
person555 0
to bad this fml is fake ive seen it bout 100 times by now
rawr_iliketacos 0
HAPPY BIRTHD.... is that a mustache!?!?! XD
anna123456123456 7
we have the exact same birthday!!!
FMLLOLL 0
LOL...UNLUCKY You should buy some bleach :)
adeler001 0
i agree with #96 go be a lesbian