Today, one of my friends pointed out I'm starting to get a mustache! - "You're finally a man!" To bad it's my 15th birthday, and I'm a girl. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I started growing hair on my upper lip. I'm finally becoming a man! Too bad I'm a 17 year old girl. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML
Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
Today, I turned 30. I still can't grow any facial hair. FML
Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML
Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
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lucifer69_fml 0
today, the same 'friend' also happened to point out I have a penis! too bad I'm a girl.....
Quest_ 13
What is so 'unhygienic' about a girl having a little fuzz on her face? That's a pretty ignorant and completely illogical thing to say.
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Comments (93)
SettoFail 9
That's so gross lol id die if i grew one but I know i won't. there's this girl in my math class who also has a quite large mustache, she's 15 too I think. Still that sucks you should try wax or shaving?
bugmenotmofo 34
You made a very good point.
romaunts 0
Not abnormal. I've had some friends with fairly bad problems with it- but they wouldn't take care of it, even though they hated the teasing and comments. Shave, wax, pluck or bleach it- whatever works best for you. No one need know. ;)
romaunts 0
Not true, not true, and not true. :) It's not worth it, at all... and none of those things make the hair come back worse and are silly to believe. **If only FML would post replies, in reply to what I post them to when I press the reply button. This is to waxing/shaving/bleaching causing thicker/longer/darker growth.
Isabella293 0
Don't shave it or wax it... bleach it, there are some bleaching kits in the sally hansen store i think.
shalizzz 0
It's amazing how many girls think that bleaching their moustache will just make it disappear. The hair is still visible, especially in natural light.
HiFi83 0
wax that thing. You have no excuse unless your a hippie.
epound28 0
Hippies don't deserve an excuse. They're in the same boat as the girl who pissed herself after she got drunk in the other FML. And as for OP, YDI. A lighter is a good tool.
lilcuti3pi389 0
all mammals have hair, so what?? remove that shit. the end.
pizzazombie 0
ydi for using "to" improperly
ckisback 0
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.
marquisallover 0
FYL big time man