Today, one of my friends pointed out I'm starting to get a mustache! - "You're finally a man!" To bad it's my 15th birthday, and I'm a girl. FML
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Today, I started growing hair on my upper lip. I'm finally becoming a man! Too bad I'm a 17 year old girl. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML
Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
Today, I turned 30. I still can't grow any facial hair. FML
Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML
Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
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lucifer69_fml 0
today, the same 'friend' also happened to point out I have a penis! too bad I'm a girl.....
Quest_ 13
What is so 'unhygienic' about a girl having a little fuzz on her face? That's a pretty ignorant and completely illogical thing to say.
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Dr_Dolittle 0
Grow a big handlebar then join a circus. If you can manage a beard you are set for life.
anonyme293 0
there's been one like this except the girl was 17
Jimboom 12
OMG! A teenage girl being bitchy and teasing people... I never heard of such a thing.
Jenmaree 9
tweezers.
jake_fml 0
your picture four the win
IDOLGIRL 0
do you not have access to a mirror? YDI for not taking care of your facial hair issues. your 'friend' was probably trying to drop you a not-so-subtle hint. kudos to him/her for caring more about your hygeine than you do. take some pride in your appearance! ( unless you actually WANT to have moustache, look like a man, and have the social life of a leper)
Quest_ 13
What is so 'unhygienic' about a girl having a little fuzz on her face? That's a pretty ignorant and completely illogical thing to say.
Kara1717 0
Quest! How ignorant of you! Do you not know that when a girl has a little fuzz on her face it becomes a landing strip for all those cute little germs and their cute little planes?
Flutist 3
Not just planes...the seaman, submarines come too.
angeluv_2014 22
Kara, you are so stupid, it blows my mind. Everyone has hair all over their body. Germs do not get anymore stuck on upperlip peach fuzz than a freshly waxed upperlip. And, seriously? Alot of guys have moustaches and beards. They wash their face justbthe same as everyone else and are fine. Please, next time think before making a dumb ass comment like that. And, Quest, you are totally right- don't let these dumb asses change what you know. :
adamsk1 0
sucks to be you!! get that shit bleached or waxed
Dr_Dolittle 0
She did you a favour - seriously. A few years ago a girl lived in my street who was really hot, except she had a moustache. I guess nobody had the balls to say anything to her, so she looked like a cross between Lady gaga and Wyatt Earp.
frenchiek8 1
That's actually not uncommen when women are going through hormonal changes like puberty, pregnancy and menopause. Try going on birth control because it could stop the hair from growing.
Jimboom 12
I bet thats what you tell all the girls ya dirty bugger. :-P
meguin 0
You don't need to wax it. If someone can't see past a little hair, then s/he is probably a jerk.
infiniti_G 0
LOL DUDE THATS GROSS
Pointy130 0
OR ITS A JOKE? If he was actually a friend, maybe she was just messing around?
Misguided_Ghost 0
True, don't make it worse by waxing/shaving it. My mom said hair eventually falls out.
fudrick 0
Your mom is retarded.
boatkicker 5
Hair eventually does fall out.... and then another hair grows in its place.
heyheyt 0
it's called bleachh you should really try it someday :/ but yeah fyl you should have noticed that before