Transportation: Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

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Today, a homeless man asked me for money in a train station bathroom. When I told him I had no money he left. He then returned only to pour a bottle full of urine on my head while I was in the stall. I use a metro card. I honestly had no money. FML

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Today, I was riding the subway home after a long shift at hospital. I accidentally made eye contact with a sketchy dude for a split second. He launched a wide spray of spit at me. At least I was wearing scrubs. FML

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m311 6

Wednesday 29 December 2010 12:14

bite him back

Sonfang 19

Wednesday 29 December 2010 13:54

...And so begins the zombie invasion!

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evan_789 7

Wednesday 29 December 2010 14:21

fake .

kenziemakayla 5

Wednesday 29 December 2010 14:28

ahahahahaha!

olg2209 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 14:30

at least he had enough money to ride the bus to his destination . or did you pay for his bus ride as long as he promissed to bite you ?

wriptidez 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 14:33

doctor now

MrRawwr84 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 14:43

you now have a virus that will start a zombie apocolypse... thanks -_- !!

BigBagel 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 14:46

ydi for tasting good

HAHA_ROFL 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 14:50

Of all people on the train, you should be flattered he picked you.

Consolata 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 14:52

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought zombie

willjarreau 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 15:06

shouldn't have tried to pet him.

LoveMySoldier82 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 15:10

Hould have been better as hobophobe.

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