Transportation: Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

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Today, I was riding the subway home after a long shift at hospital. I accidentally made eye contact with a sketchy dude for a split second. He launched a wide spray of spit at me. At least I was wearing scrubs. FML

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m311 6

Wednesday 29 December 2010 12:14

bite him back

Sonfang 19

Wednesday 29 December 2010 13:54

...And so begins the zombie invasion!

Comments

dragonstrike94 8

Wednesday 16 November 2011 4:19

Are you infected

narutou546 4

Sunday 27 November 2011 2:55

We're bit* double negatives always annoy the shit outa me

desertpunk75 11

Tuesday 29 November 2011 5:38

Zombieland!

TylerDirty 15

Friday 20 April 2012 20:03

Spider man's new nemesis Homeless Woman!

mim777 4

Sunday 29 April 2012 22:40

you need a tethus and rabies jab !!!

XxxT3rr4xxX 25

Tuesday 3 July 2012 0:41

pull a Mike Tyson and rip his ear off ...

theanimepanda 4

Sunday 8 July 2012 18:08

have you turned into super-hobo yet??

katye1206 3

Sunday 29 July 2012 13:32

That's how zombies start.

derpies 12

Monday 30 July 2012 8:59

Great now here come the zombies

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Sunday 12 August 2012 23:38

Zombies!!!

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