Transportation: Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

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m311 6

Wednesday 29 December 2010 12:14

bite him back

Sonfang 19

Wednesday 29 December 2010 13:54

...And so begins the zombie invasion!

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ProtectTheVibe 2

Wednesday 10 October 2012 23:29

were you hogging all of the bath salts?

seblikescricket 7

Friday 8 March 2013 14:35

shit, zombie apocalypse

Setareh23 34

Friday 8 March 2013 19:23

ZOMBIE!!!

purplexpinapple 11

Saturday 16 March 2013 21:08

VAMPIRE!

sdahl1113 4

Tuesday 21 May 2013 0:27

Bwahahaha! OMG that sucks but this FML totally made my day!

Bandking 12

Sunday 8 June 2014 18:34

Zombies!

Fanimotronic 17

Monday 7 September 2015 13:54

Im sorry OP, your a zombie

FweakofCydonia 40

Friday 1 January 2016 23:57

Did he look like Count Dracula?

Thunderballs 9

Sunday 7 August 2016 16:43

You got bum AIDS

Thunderballs 9

Saturday 3 September 2016 4:27

Go get yourself checked for bum AIDS

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