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By shubididubbitty - 20/02/2016 18:06 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML

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By Fox_Undercover - 30/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Wareham

Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML

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By Vxale - 29/09/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML

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By fax4voice3 - 28/08/2023 18:02 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML

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No pain, no gain

By Anonymous - 29/03/2023 04:00 - Canada

Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML

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By sstahpp - 20/08/2015 21:24 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, while I was taking a long relaxing shower, the shower head decided to fly off and hit me in the face. The dentist couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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By ohdamn - 22/09/2009 11:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the dentist. I parked my car in what I thought was the dentist's car park. It was actually the car park for the business next door. I had to watch them clamp my car from the dentist's chair. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2012 16:13 - United States

Today, I got a root canal. It wouldn't have been that bad if the dentist hadn't performed it on the wrong tooth. FML

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By Username - 15/07/2010 19:53 - France

Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML

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Worst teeth in the game

By Anonymous - 17/11/2009 16:56 - Canada

Today, I canceled my dental check-up because I'm getting busy at work. Then, as I was flossing, my finger slipped, I heard a "crunch" from one of my fillings, and I now have a killer toothache. It's costing me double to go to the dentist because it's now an emergency call. FML

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Attacksloth 33

Sunday 21 February 2016 13:08

Now your car has cavities.

YumeWolf 23

Sunday 21 February 2016 13:11

He must have been late to your appointment. I hope he will pay for your damages!

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watermelon15 35

Sunday 21 February 2016 21:36

Don't worry, dentists are well-off here in Manitoba, he can pay for it. This was a funny fml XD

flyerpretender 3

Sunday 21 February 2016 21:54

Dental coverage for life!!!!

izzajaneful 24

Sunday 21 February 2016 22:12

Today, driving to my job as a dentist, I rear-ended someone. Turned out to be my patient, on his way to our appointment. He didn't stop glaring at me through the whole cleaning. FML.

kstief 8

Monday 22 February 2016 0:14

I hope he didn't charge you for the exam

annoyedperson 25

Monday 22 February 2016 0:56

did one of your teeth get knocked out

magiotti 10

Monday 22 February 2016 17:41

Hopefully he's a better dentist than he is a driver

peaceablerook 20

Monday 22 February 2016 19:46

free checkup and or procedure

luciorossari 8

Tuesday 23 February 2016 4:26

Okay Jan.

momac86 17

Tuesday 23 February 2016 10:00

Well that'll make you grind your teeth

BarryMcCockiner 5

Tuesday 23 February 2016 21:07

Free cleanings for a while huh?

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