RHChiliPeppers
Westminster, United States
Today, on a nature hike, covered in poison oak rashes from the day before, I accidentally stepped on a hornets' nest. I'm now covered in hornet stings and I can't scratch the poison oak because I might accidentally touch the stings. FML
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Anthonymm2 20
Aloe Vera is your friend.
randomguy76 14
Ah the joy of the outdoors.
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oyeh 19
Ouch
sailorarctic 22
oatmeal bath my friend and calmine lotion
writerchic85 26
Time to soak in a nice cool oatmeal bath
TheCasualHomie 11
Rub the inside of banana peels on your legs it helps
trucker2 33
Omg, you have been given 2 signs....just curious What is the 3rd. You mind stepping outside for a minute... Totally FML
beeferjay 34
wow, you suck at life, lol look on the bright side, at least you are not a refugee being persecuted by the world. pray for the children
writerchic85 26
Ugh I can't stand people like you. Whenever someone has a simple complaint you have to top it by saying something like"well at least you're not a starving kid in Africa!"
whatarethisss 23
Murphy's law, if something can go wrong it will go wrong.
freddygasman 18
Murphy's law is actually, if something can happen it will. It's just that everything that happened was bad.
mrBearBear 11
Maybe just stay inside for a while.
1kungfukiwi 7
The wilderness is filled with deadly shit. Survive it by not being there.
HarryWholock87 17
One of the greatest comments ever
MidnaLink 35
Thank you. You've just increased my fear of anything that can use its ass as a weapon.
CharismaGeek 19
I was afraid of any flying thing with a stinger, so this just made my fear even worse..