Today, on a nature hike, covered in poison oak rashes from the day before, I accidentally stepped on a hornets' nest. I'm now covered in hornet stings and I can't scratch the poison oak because I might accidentally touch the stings. FML
RHChiliPeppers
Westminster, United States
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Hey there! OP here. I am completely alive and well although I have developed a hatred for hornets. On the plus side, I did get a pretty badass nickname! - Hornet Bait (RHChiliPeppers)
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Anthonymm2 20
Aloe Vera is your friend.
randomguy76 14
Ah the joy of the outdoors.
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karamel20082011 3
poison oak already, its like sayin " nope poison oak be damned I want more" lol
mayhemily 7
Fill your tub with lotion and live in it for a few days.
exoticwaved 9
The jungle is dangerous. But you're not that much safer in a concrete jungle either. Glad you're okay.
QXR2 14
Go outside they said. It will be fun they said.
Magnic 6
How? How are you still alive? Hornets where i live can send you to the hospital after 1 sting. What are you made of?
kudo5795 12
My God, OP! Didn't you learn the first day that nature trail hiking wasn't for you? So sorry you're in pain! Hornets are assholes!
Jaadde 24
And this is why I stay inside and play games.
Rskittles10 16
Are you bad luck Brian
StrikingStar700 4
Crap I accidentally tapped "you deserve it" sorry but also I'm sorry about the poison oak and bee stings