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Today, on a nature hike, covered in poison oak rashes from the day before, I accidentally stepped on a hornets' nest. I'm now covered in hornet stings and I can't scratch the poison oak because I might accidentally touch the stings. FML

RHChiliPeppers tells us more.

Hey there! OP here. I am completely alive and well although I have developed a hatred for hornets. On the plus side, I did get a pretty badass nickname! - Hornet Bait (RHChiliPeppers)

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Aloe Vera is your friend.

randomguy76 14

Ah the joy of the outdoors.

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poison oak already, its like sayin " nope poison oak be damned I want more" lol

Fill your tub with lotion and live in it for a few days.

The jungle is dangerous. But you're not that much safer in a concrete jungle either. Glad you're okay.

Go outside they said. It will be fun they said.

How? How are you still alive? Hornets where i live can send you to the hospital after 1 sting. What are you made of?

My God, OP! Didn't you learn the first day that nature trail hiking wasn't for you? So sorry you're in pain! Hornets are assholes!

And this is why I stay inside and play games.

Are you bad luck Brian

Crap I accidentally tapped "you deserve it" sorry but also I'm sorry about the poison oak and bee stings