Work: Today, not only do I work as a garbage man, but I had to pick...

By Anonymous - 07/07/2013 13:58 - United States - Wayne

Today, not only do I work as a garbage man, but I had to pick up a used, bloody tampon that someone decided to throw on the ground rather than in a garbage can. FML

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Same thing different taste

By bleu_noir - 14/02/2011 21:34 - United States

Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML

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Nice neighborhood

By Rebecca c - 23/03/2021 08:01

Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML

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By whiskey'swino - 09/06/2019 14:19

Today, while working in a dark nightclub, I dropped a red charger. Retracing my steps, I found it, or so I thought until I picked up a used tampon. FML

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Bad dog!

By A…… - 23/05/2015 03:25 - United States - Warner Robins

Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML

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By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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By anonymous - 27/12/2011 22:32 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something out the window. Only when it landed on my windshield did I realize what it was. A bloody tampon. FML

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Herbie Kirby

By Anonymous - 30/04/2023 12:00

Today, I was literally taking care of my coworker's garbage. Piss was dumped on me as I lifted the Herbie Kirby to the larger dumpster. What the fuck, people? Don’t literally leave your waste for others to take care of. FML

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By Typrokka - 22/10/2009 17:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to drop the garbage in the compactor as I left to do some shopping. I quickly put my handbag down on the side, threw the 'garbage' in the machine, watched it do its thing, and then turned round to find... the bag of garbage on the side. FML

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By cootiequeen - 01/06/2014 04:13 - United States

Today, at work, a lady approached me asking if I'd found a used cloth diaper on a table, and I told her it was probably in the trash. She said "That's okay, I can wash it." So I searched through several bags of trash, and when I couldn't find it, she said "Oh never mind! It's in my bag." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was in a bathroom stall and someone had left their dirty tampon rolled up in toilet paper on the top of the paper dispenser. I felt obligated to dispose of it, so the next person didn't think I left it, because there was a line for the stalls. Fuck you, asshole. FML

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olpally 32

Sunday 7 July 2013 19:08

Bloody hell!!! Definitely **** your life!! :/

lilhellian 26

Sunday 7 July 2013 19:09

You couldn't grab something from the trash? Like maybe a napkin?

Comments

jogihoppa8343 23

Sunday 7 July 2013 19:25

aww that's a pretty awkward situation. however you should've concentrated deep to visualize it as a piece of bread with tomato ketchup and then picked it up. it might've helped to do your job , (just like kung fu panda). I hope you never get in a situation like that in future again. good luck OP

Aregonde 15

Sunday 7 July 2013 20:35

Thanks for ruining bread and ketchup forever.

Danielle7994 18

Sunday 7 July 2013 20:47

28, I think a better analogy would have been like a sponge dipped in dye. Still kinda gross, but at least it doesn't ruin the view of food

KiddoKS 19

Sunday 7 July 2013 20:57

Who eats bread dipped in ketchup? Closest I can think of is a french fry.

Meettitan 14

Sunday 7 July 2013 22:56

Yeah ketchup on bread? Try tomato sauce or something.

Grayness_ 26

Sunday 7 July 2013 19:26

Why didn't you just leave it there ?

FimogenFeels 14

Sunday 7 July 2013 19:28

That's so gross!

colvindj 22

Sunday 7 July 2013 19:33

Who the hell just throws a bloody tampon on the ground right next to the garbage can!?

Zeishah 26

Sunday 7 July 2013 19:33

great respect for you man nobody should have to do that :/

kayteakay 26

Sunday 7 July 2013 19:34

I'm sorry. Some people have no class or concern for others.

buckdharma 36

Sunday 7 July 2013 19:38

Mail it to her.

xZianIx209 6

Sunday 7 July 2013 19:38

Shoulda let mother nature take care of it

amiewithaj 13

Sunday 7 July 2013 19:41

**** that, I woulda left it. There's not enough hand sanitizer in the world.

oxygenius 14

Sunday 7 July 2013 19:43

It could have dropped out accidentally. I do agree that she should have the decency to pick it up and throw it into the thrash bin though! Frankly, however, if your job is being a garbage collector, what did you expect? Picking up money and unicorns?