Kids: Today, my young son swung a plastic pipe, it makes a kind of...

By Dr_Dolittle - 12/01/2010 15:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my young son swung a plastic pipe, it makes a kind of whistling sound as it spins around. I was standing a little too close, luckily it missed both my legs, but hit my happy sacks full on. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2010 20:04 - United States

Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML

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By Jopes - 10/05/2009 12:44 - United States

Today, I cut down a dead tree in my yard. The top hit the ground and the base seesawed up in the air and came down on my head. I hit the ground like a sack of flour. Fortunately, the wood was rotted and soft. Unfortunately, the chainsaw was still running. 28 stitches in my calf. FML

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By flustered - 06/05/2012 14:57 - United States - Rapid City

Today, my son tried to swat a fly with a hammer. Our apartment walls are now littered with dents and holes. FML

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Let it bleed

By breza - 01/07/2022 14:00 - Slovenia

Today, while trying to put something into the almost full waste bin, I cut myself with a razor blade that my son had thrown in there. It was surprisingly sharp, and my finger started pissing blood. FML

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Kids will be kids

By Anonymous - 27/08/2020 10:02 - Australia - Murarrie

Today, my son accidentally damaged another kid in the face with a baseball bat, while blindfolded trying to hit a piñata. Except there was no piñata, or blindfold. FML

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Wham!

By Omar Khalaf - 28/09/2017 01:30

Today, when I called my 2-year-old son over for a hug, he giggled and squealed as he ran over to me. He then stopped in front of me, punched me in the bollocks, and walked away quite happily whilst I was doubled over in pain. FML

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You're grounded!

By Break A Leg - 08/08/2022 14:00

Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML

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By B-ran - 05/01/2010 00:29 - France

Today, I was taking a dump at the Home Depot. After I was finished, I was bent over and pulling the toilet paper out of the holder. I pulled too hard, causing the dispenser lid to fling open and smack me on the back of the head. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 12 January 2010 20:10

I never heard the slang "happy sacks" until FML.

_Noon_ 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 20:28

Happy sacks is such a lame term. Therefore YDI.

Comments

CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 22:05

The kid has pinprick precision aim huh?

mshafty 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 22:12

Sign him up for little league. Your kids seems to have an aptitude for the sports requirements. Or maybe he just hates you!

bartmasta 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 22:15

who the **** cares if he says 'happy sacks'

elektrik_fml 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 22:17

Yeah seriously though, this is like the most unoriginal and non-humorous FML I've ever read! So someones kid hit them in the balls by accident. Not even remotely special!

24788 6

Tuesday 12 January 2010 22:42

Beat up by your own son... Your doing it wrong.

adam2107 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 22:45

awww

Anteezy 7

Tuesday 12 January 2010 22:54

I hate the term "Happy Sacks", is it some gay ass mod changing it to happy sack on all the fmls or what?

Bcfrmkc816 17

Monday 21 November 2011 3:35

More than likely it is a ball sack and that's that

saranottelling 7

Tuesday 12 January 2010 22:59

Wow! Your kid hit you in the "happy sacks"? How Original! I know I'm not the only one when I say that I hate the term "happy sacks." For some reason it makes me think of Happy Days. I don't want to think of "happy sacks" when I'm watching the Cunningham family and the Fonz do their thing... it spoils the show more than Ted McGinley. OP, I don't understand how it missed BOTH of your legs but still hit your "happy sacks" full on. Shouldn't your "happy sacks" be between your legs? I'm not calling fake, I'm just asking.

DanielleTheOne 3

Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:48

lol well just so you know, every time someone writes balls on this thing it gets changed to "hapy sacks". i dont know if that includes comments thou so if the first one came up as happy sacks then it wasnt supposed to

saranottelling 7

Wednesday 13 January 2010 1:04

I'd prefer "balls" over "happy sacks" anyday. Someone needs to change it. I don't care who- FML mods, Spongebob, Norm from Cheers- all I care is that happy sacks is changed!