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By Anonymous - 21/09/2011 18:39 - United States

Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML

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Thursday 22 September 2011 0:22

bobaganush?

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Thursday 22 September 2011 0:22

Norris ?

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TG39874 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 17:59

Kardashian?

FollowMe 2

Thursday 22 September 2011 18:12

What is it...?

shooterman123 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 18:45

Mcloving ?

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Thursday 22 September 2011 18:48

Mine's Titcomb......

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Thursday 22 September 2011 18:56

Is it Cullen? ;) Ahaaa I'm joking but at least there's one aspect of yourself that she likes!

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Thursday 22 September 2011 19:05

probably a joke...

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Thursday 22 September 2011 20:04

OMG pikachu kitty, you just blew my mind!!!!

HomPuff 2

Thursday 22 September 2011 20:10

Now I'm curious what your last name is... What is it?

daryathebamf 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 22:56

She's probably just joking, chill.

giraffemagic 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 23:50

...I see nothing wrong with this.

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