Today, my wife informed me that she wants a boyfriend but doesn't want a divorce. Also, apparently I'm horrible for not "respecting her feelings" when I told her she can't have both. FML
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Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
Today, my wife and mother of my kids said she doesn't want sex. Or a divorce. FML
Today, I really tried to talk to my wife how I feel that she hates me and is with me out of pity. She denied it all but by the end of the conversation mentioned she wants a divorce. FML
Today, my wife of seven years told me she wants a divorce because I'm boring. FML
Today, I told my wife I wanted a divorce. I haven’t been in love with her for a long time and I've fallen in love with a girl at my job. When I told her this, she responded with, “No, fuck that, we're going to couples' therapy and you are gonna be a father to our kids!” I guess that’s a “No.” FML
Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML
Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML
Today, I asked my wife for a divorce because her kids hate my son and are horrible to him because they don't like that he has a dad and they don't. She's my soulmate and the love of my life, but I can't do this to him anymore. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, I was placed firmly in the friend-zone. By my wife. We've been married 10 years. She doesn't want a divorce, she says it'd be too "time-consuming." FML
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Top comments
Zekfen 17
You should agree, but only if you can have 5 girlfriends, get your own apartment, separate finances, and not have to ever see her again.
TelevisionMan 18
Great, so she can go be poly with someone who wants that, not with someone who she agreed to monogamy with. Pushy poly assholes give the rest of them a bad name.
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Comments (22)
Twisted Piston 2
But, the important question.... Will she still be making your sandwiches?
blahblabbity 19
tell her the vows are “for better or for worse”, not “boyfriend or divorce”
karishima 14
I mean at least she told you instead of going behind your back and cheating. Saves you time; less heartbreak. But she’s still a bitch.