Today, my wife gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. She's perfect in every way, except for her birth mark. It's under the corner of her left eye and looks almost exactly like a prison teardrop tattoo. FML
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Today, despite my warnings and knowing I hate them, my wife got a trashy tattoo of an eye on her ankle, like she’s Count Olaf. How is she going to get a job with that thing? FML
Today, my girlfriend got a new tattoo - the Blink-182 logo on her stomach. I wouldn't mind it, except she got pregnant a month ago and I'm pretty sure that it can't good for the baby. FML
Today, my quite squeamish girlfriend came with me to get my latest tattoo. She saw a few drops of blood, screamed in the tattooist's ear, and completely fucked up part of the outline. She had to alter the tattoo drastically to cover up the mess and now it just looks bad. FML
Today, I finally met my daughter's boyfriend. He has a face tattoo. FML
Today, my wife had our first child. He's identical to her coworker. FML
Today, I have a tattoo of my daughter, who died when she was 11, and I had to have surgery on that body area. I told the surgeon very clearly to cut around the tattoo and he assured me he would. Woke up and the bastard had cut through my daughter's face, and half her face is now under scars and stitches. FML
Today on my birthday, my wife thought it would be a good idea to get matching tattoos. Our tattoo artist happened to be her ex-boyfriend. I sat and listened to them talk about their relationship and how they should stay in touch. FML
Today, my wife knows tattoos are a huge turnoff for me. She decided the best way to change my mind about them would be to get one. Across her neck. Of our dog's name. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
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Wizardo 33
Hey don't worry, she's your daughter and you should love her anyway and it'll just make for an interesting story.
KingGeorgeGal 12
That's not a big deal. You should just be happy that the baby is healthy!
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Comments (207)
Megan639 16
Guess she's the only one that can say the thug life chose her.
spike7447 13
Well, she did just spend nine months in the hole... ;-)
jenna_rae6 4
Probably killed her twin when she was doing 9 months....
SkyBlueCloud 21
You shouldn't care about that as an imperfection! I got teased for being a twin and not once did my parents ever regret it, i was born that way! It's who she is and going to be and it's part of her. If kids tease her it just give you more of a reason to stand up for her and know that she's unique
mollyjynxjax 28
What's your problem?! You have a healthy baby girl! So what if she has a birthmark?! Get over yourself!
evolute72113 9
That's a FML for them they have 2 live with it
Bobby_Shane 11
Street cred at birth
roshae_16 11
She was a thug on the inside
ezbzworld 1
Omg. My 5 month old son has the same birthmark on the right side!!!
an3ph 20
No worries. Treat her as if there is nothing wrong, and there won't be.