Love: Today, my wife and I were watching TV. The lady on the show began...

By single - 01/07/2011 09:12 - China

Today, my wife and I were watching TV. The lady on the show began to talk about how to have a smooth divorce. My wife discreetly turned the volume up. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Velian - 09/12/2008 08:59 - France

Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML

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A quiet place, please

By Anonymous - 12/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, the TV was blaring, the kids were yelling, and my wife was blabbering on in my ear. Overwhelmed, I shouted, "EVERYONE QUIET!" I got a second of blessed silence before my kids started screaming and crying, and my wife threw a tantrum, saying, "I married a psycho!" FML

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Busted

By PhuckedUpppo - 14/10/2025 22:00

Today, I’m getting a divorce because apparently, when you send your now soon-to-be ex wife a live photo and she presses on it, you can hear your mistress speaking in the background. FML

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By Nomoresandwish - 29/11/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointed the remote control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML

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By GeeTwo - 21/02/2012 18:45 - United States

Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML

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By unwanted - 24/12/2011 02:24 - United States

Today, I realized my wife often switches the TV channel from the crime dramas we both like, to Hollywood gossip shows that I can't stand, just to get me to leave the room. From the other room, I can see that she switches back once I've left. She's probably been doing this for years. FML

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Never enough

By Discostu80 - 06/06/2009 10:24 - Australia

Today, I was at an awards dinner. I whispered into my wife's ear that she looked really pretty. She whispered in my ear that I should stop clapping so loud, because I was embarrassing her. FML

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You're so vain, you probably think this FML's about you

By Anonymous - 02/03/2022 04:00

Today, I was told by my wife of 19 years that all the songs about cheating that she's been playing for a year and a half should have been a good enough hint. Getting a divorce. FML

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Noped out of there

By Anonymous - 24/09/2022 11:30 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife and teen daughter are at the point where their monthly cycles have synced, so when I got home and heard them screaming at each other, I quietly closed the door so they couldn’t hear me, and like a coward I hid in my car until the screaming stopped. FML

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Better call Saul

By Anonymous - 28/11/2023 07:30

Today, my wife broke the TV during an argument with her mother, but it’s my fault because I "put the TV in such a stupid place" so I should pay for a new one. Anyone know any good divorce lawyers? Stick the number in the comments, I’m so done with her bullshit and her crazy family of assholes. FML

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NeverShoutDana 13

Friday 1 July 2011 18:42

Revenge? When a weight watchers commercial comes on, turn up the volume and give her a look..

StevenJ94 1

Friday 1 July 2011 18:39

Take the hint...

Comments

cheetahcake19 0

Monday 4 July 2011 7:56

Leave the room! Tell her you think it's a good idea to sleep in separate beds and see what she says.

ShaggyMoFo 0

Monday 4 July 2011 20:46

tell her if she's got a problem to pack her shit and get out! lol (I laugh, but I'm being serious)

ShaggyMoFo 0

Monday 4 July 2011 20:46

tell her if she's got a problem to pack her shit and get out! lol (I laugh, but I'm being serious)

taliax101 8

Wednesday 6 July 2011 6:24

I know it says that u're from china but I watched a show today about the same topic and I live in south America and the host of the show is also a lady.

sa3j2dd 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 20:58

haha sounds like something I would say to my husband messing around!

kurenai0625 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 12:58

thats really pessimistic... marriage is the joining of two people FOR LIFE. I'm 14 and I already know the parameters of marriage. does "until death do us part" sound familiar? dude, if ur reading this, ask her what's bothering her!