Today, my very conservative mom met my girlfriend, who recently shaved her head in support of her best friend, who has cancer. My girlfriend looks beautiful and feminine even with her still very short hair. My mom, however, keeps insisting that I'm dating "a confused transgender". FML
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Today, I'm dating a trans girl, who is also my best friend. She confessed to me long ago that she was born male, and that wasn't a big deal to me. The problem is that my family is constantly harassing her, because I should have been "with a real girl instead of a monster with severed genitals." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
Today, my mom asked me, once again, if my girlfriend of almost a year is just a cover up for being gay. FML
Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML
Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
Today, my mom went to a psychic. The reason? She has convinced herself that I'm gay, even though I've told her that I'm not, and never have been. The psychic disagreed. Apparently, I'm bi-curious with one of my guy friends. Guess who my mom believes? FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother insisted she's not homophobic, but however people only 'turn gay' because they were sexually abused, or are 'making it up to get attention'. She informed me I'm the former and my girlfriend is the latter. Uh huh. FML
Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML
Today, I told my mom that I’m a lesbian. She was fine with it, supported me 100%, and it was a huge relief, until she followed up with, “Until you find a husband, then you’ll obviously have to stop all that.” The reason I even told her is because my girlfriend just proposed to me, and we’re engaged. FML
Today, my mom asked if I was seeing anyone. I launched into a description of my girlfriend, only for her to interrupt, saying that she meant a therapist, and the fact that I'd just made up a relationship was further proof that I needed one. I really do have a girlfriend. FML
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xSunnyOlivia 17
Well i think what your girlfriend did for her friend is very sweet. And I'm sure if your mother knew the truth she wouldn't think that.
MEM0817 18
Who cares what anyone else thinks of how your girlfriend looks. She's probably even more beautiful to you for doing that. That's all that matters! Besides, it's as they say, it's what's on the inside that counts. She definitely seems gorgeous.
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Comments (106)
SillyGirl4602 23
It is a very admirable thing that your girlfriend did for her friend. Your mother should not be so quick to judge. Hopefully she can move past it. Good luck in your relationship op! If you are happy with your girlfriend then that's all that matters.
musicalducky 21
I recently shaved my head for cancer too, I know what it's like. Good for her! I think it's a great thing to do. Don't let your mother get to you :)
felidsentry 17
Sounds like your mother needs a serious reality check.
spliit_fml 8
She's beautiful in your eyes that's all that should matter. Ignore your mothers rude words.
oj101 33
Small minds should have small mouths.
morella_xx 29
If only. It seems to work the opposite way though.
honestjane 22
The only reason their mouths are so big is because its makes it easier to insert their foot.
ManSack 5
I assume you have told your mom about your girlfriends admirable support of her friend. If this is the case, your mom is an inconsiderate **** waffle
ikilledaman 9
**** waffle... I'm saving that for future reference :)
ramseytt69 8
That is a real friend! People like your gf is hard to find these days. Also im pretty sure its just the typical my boy will always be my boy stunt that moms pull. I commend your gf and you for being a great guy. Tell your mom to chill out.
chelsearenaeee 16
Atheist symbol and a rainbow. You are awesome.
melolune 9
Your girlfriend is a wonderful friend to have. And you're great for being supportive. If she said that knowing the circumstances, then your mom should eat her own shoes for being a judgmental prat.
acerima 11
To say its fine "changing" the body you were born with, is the equivalent to saying that it's fine for a darker person to bleach their skin to make themselves white.