Health: Today, my uncle had a flashback to Vietnam. I'm now missing a...

By Randall - 25/01/2011 07:28 - United States

Today, my uncle had a flashback to Vietnam. I'm now missing a tooth and have a cracked rib. FML

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By fuckoffgramps - 24/01/2016 17:10 - United States - New Freedom

Today, I twisted my knee while cutting firewood with my grandpa. The pain was so crippling, I fell over screaming. His response? "Quit your bitching, I had my kneecaps blown off in Vietnam. They had to stitch 'em back on." He's never been to Vietnam, or even out of the country. FML

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By anonymous - 13/02/2012 11:32 - United States

Today, I cracked a rib coughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 20:01

Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML

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By edgyasfuck23 - 13/05/2016 17:09 - United States - Blairsville

Today, I was hiking with my uncle. We were going down a slope, and I kept slipping. He jokingly pushed me just as we approached a big drop. I ended up with three fractured ribs. FML

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By MarBlu - 23/01/2014 12:53 - United States

Today, I came home from the army and explained to my family how tough it was there. Then, as I was walking away, I stubbed my toe on the couch, fell and cried. FML

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By Corn-ed-Teeth - 30/04/2019 18:00

Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML

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By ouch - 05/10/2015 19:20 - United States - Stockton

Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML

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By rachlette - 17/04/2015 21:47 - United States - Seattle

Today, I coughed so hard that I fractured two ribs. FML

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By 530gangsta - 25/04/2017 16:00

Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 12:00

Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML

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Rangant 7

Tuesday 25 January 2011 11:49

adult teeth = big $$$ from the tooth fairy :)

afdude87 6

Tuesday 25 January 2011 11:48

well at least he didn't shoot you or something.

Comments

mintcar 9

Tuesday 25 January 2011 13:31

I hate Vietnam flashbacks. Happens to me all the time.

Bagel09 11

Tuesday 25 January 2011 14:16

ummm lie ?

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 25 January 2011 17:33

Because you took some bad acid while visiting Vietnam?

mintcar 9

Wednesday 26 January 2011 3:53

Good acid. *

Zebidee 8

Tuesday 25 January 2011 13:35

That war ended 35 years ago. Are you sure you didn't have it coming, and he just needed an excuse?

Mysanitywins 10

Tuesday 25 January 2011 15:09

You're stupid. Just because a War ended 35 years ago doesn't mean people have Flash backs who were In that War.

Zebidee 8

Wednesday 26 January 2011 0:04

I'm sure you meant *don't have flashbacks, rather than what you said. Lighten up. I'm from a military family, and I know what PTSD is. I was just making a joke about OP deserving to be smacked in the mouth.

gigilvrs6 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 13:48

That sucks.

underpaid011 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 13:59

the VA now helps with PTSD cases. the congress forced the military to recognize PTSD as something real when democrats took power (not getting political, just pointing out fact - I'll reserve my opinion as to if this was good or just more "wasteful spending"). in the past, there was not much help for sufferers of long term PTSD - but now there is. I have an uncle that occasionally has Korean War nightmares. flashbacks are very real.

wtfimnotgay 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 14:18

#40 if your referring to my comment, i didnt get the idea from call of duty, you doughnut.

AWESOMExPOSSUM 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 14:25

maybe he just hates queers

pike1346 3

Tuesday 25 January 2011 14:45

please thank him for his service

TG99 1

Tuesday 25 January 2011 14:46

you just pissed him off. he just said that because he wanted to kick you ass.

InsaneGenius 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 15:13

For all of those that don't believe this, it is a very real problem some veterans face. It doesn't matter if the war was 10 years ago or 35; some carry this the rest of their lives.