Today, my uncle died. It was also my grandpa's 85th birthday. His reaction to the death? "Best birthday gift ever!" FML
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Today, we surprised my grandpa by being at his house when he arrived. We haven't seen him in seven years. He had a small heart attack. It was his birthday. FML
Today, my family is still telling me to "get over" the death of my great aunt. The great aunt who always gave the most wonderful birthday gifts, and was overall one of the most pleasant people I've ever met, and I'm NOT allowed to be sad that she's gone. Did I mention she died on my birthday? FML
Today, I went out to see my uncle on my mom’s side and his family for my mom’s birthday. My oldest cousin insisted that he and his wife give their gift first. It was a stuffed bear, along with the news that they’re expecting their first kid, and making my mom a great-aunt. My gift was a cake she used to make. FML
Today, it's my birthday. It's also the day of my grandmother's funeral. I spent most of my 21st birthday in a cemetery. FML
Today, it was my birthday. It was also the only day my family wanted to hold the graveside funeral for my grandmother, who passed last week. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My grandmother died yesterday. We were close and she basically raised me. FML
Today, I found an obituary clipping on my kitchen table. It was for my grandpa. No one told me he died. FML
Today, I found one good thing that came from my great-uncle's death: My family can no longer start arguments about his date of birth. Except now I have a new problem: They're mad at me because I was right all along. Someone's dead and they're too busy being sore losers about a date to care. I miss him. FML
Today, my grandpa passed away. The only emotion my dad showed was anger, because my grandpa owed my dad money. Now he wants to take it from my grandma, like he's some sort of mobster. FML
Today, I texted a friend offering my condolences over the death of his grandfather. He hadn't been told his grandfather had died yet. FML
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xx_irish_rose_xx 0
wow thats really mean, i really hope the uncle that died wasnt HIS own son
Moemoemoe_fml 0
WTF do the current events have to do with anything in people's families??? That's one of the dumbest things I've heard all week!! And who are you to judge and say the grandpa needs his arse kicked, much less by his grandson/granddaughter?? For all we know maybe the uncle was a total jerk who'd been a weight in the family all his life, hence the grandpa's feelings. He's too harsh maybe, but you expecting some young kid kicking some old guy is ridiculous. Think before you write idiocies.
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Comments (148)
Idontgivedamn 0
Sorry for your uncle, but maybe your uncle and your grandpa had some really bad experience before and they never settled it. There's someone in my family I can't say I would be overly saddened by his death. That seemed extreme of your grandpa though, but its not F your life.
Nic_hole 0
yea you guys that's not funny to have a death in your family, this person was prolly close to his uncle, and yea maybe the uncle was rude and mean? but you still gotta love family, I'm sorry for your uncle
anonymous45610 0
what the hell
KayOh37 0
youre grandpa is AWESOME! lol.
imthatguy13 0
sorry but your gpa is an ashhole
luvstosplooge14 0
all freaking FML's that come out of France are fake as shit!!!! seriously ive seen like 200 comments all time coming from Nord-Pas-De-Calais, France, get a ******* like u frenchy, u have nothing better to do with ur time but come up with FML's, get a life!!!
Cupffin 0
lol it's where FML.com is stationed. If someone sends an FML from their phone, they can't put in their location and the default is Nord-Pas-De-Calais.
RockRox12 0
Omigod all of you people on this website need to learn how to stop having conversations on peoples FMLS. Its true that people post some stupid and fake FMLS but you people are just wasting your time, jost post a comment and move on. When people want to read the comments, they don't wanna read this crap.
kemar7856 0
how is this an fml for you?
yourefreakindumb 0
I don't get it. How does this have any affect on your life? Like, why is your life now "******"? You're ******* dumb.
dloc1 0
way way too funny