Today, my uncle died. It was also my grandpa's 85th birthday. His reaction to the death? "Best birthday gift ever!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we surprised my grandpa by being at his house when he arrived. We haven't seen him in seven years. He had a small heart attack. It was his birthday. FML
Today, my family is still telling me to "get over" the death of my great aunt. The great aunt who always gave the most wonderful birthday gifts, and was overall one of the most pleasant people I've ever met, and I'm NOT allowed to be sad that she's gone. Did I mention she died on my birthday? FML
Today, I went out to see my uncle on my mom’s side and his family for my mom’s birthday. My oldest cousin insisted that he and his wife give their gift first. It was a stuffed bear, along with the news that they’re expecting their first kid, and making my mom a great-aunt. My gift was a cake she used to make. FML
Today, it's my birthday. It's also the day of my grandmother's funeral. I spent most of my 21st birthday in a cemetery. FML
Today, it was my birthday. It was also the only day my family wanted to hold the graveside funeral for my grandmother, who passed last week. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My grandmother died yesterday. We were close and she basically raised me. FML
Today, I found an obituary clipping on my kitchen table. It was for my grandpa. No one told me he died. FML
Today, I found one good thing that came from my great-uncle's death: My family can no longer start arguments about his date of birth. Except now I have a new problem: They're mad at me because I was right all along. Someone's dead and they're too busy being sore losers about a date to care. I miss him. FML
Today, my grandpa passed away. The only emotion my dad showed was anger, because my grandpa owed my dad money. Now he wants to take it from my grandma, like he's some sort of mobster. FML
Today, I texted a friend offering my condolences over the death of his grandfather. He hadn't been told his grandfather had died yet. FML
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xx_irish_rose_xx 0
wow thats really mean, i really hope the uncle that died wasnt HIS own son
Moemoemoe_fml 0
WTF do the current events have to do with anything in people's families??? That's one of the dumbest things I've heard all week!! And who are you to judge and say the grandpa needs his arse kicked, much less by his grandson/granddaughter?? For all we know maybe the uncle was a total jerk who'd been a weight in the family all his life, hence the grandpa's feelings. He's too harsh maybe, but you expecting some young kid kicking some old guy is ridiculous. Think before you write idiocies.
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Comments (148)
ensemble_coeur 0
I don't really think this is an FML for you
wgs9513 0
it's your fault you ******* asshole
usmc3004 0
u should of put and iPhone wit ur uncle so he could write this down.
Her_Majesty 0
*You *have *an *with *your
cakezorz 0
**** Your Dads Life... or death?
PinkRoseLove 0
it's their uncle, not their dad.
hedgehogs 0
Yeah, seems mean and certainly doesn't speak to your loss with any sensitivity. Try not to get too twisted up about this. It's clear to me here is a great deal you don't know.
girlslikeboyz 0
Everyones like "AWWW POOR BABY" But call me cold-hearted but I find it funny !!!! LOL !!! I dont mean to be mean butits funny.....
did_it_4_lulz 0
I don't see the fml in this. Obviously your grandfather was trying to lighten the mood.
eHugs 0
This isn't FML worthy. But a win for your grandpa.
C0urante 0
Be glad the one with a sense of humor survived.
brianjman14 23
sorry man, but that's just hilarious! sorry for ur loss though, but grandpa is epic