Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML
Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML
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The_Cait 0
Oh god, that would HURT.
ohhhhshizzz 0
awuh dude that is freaking messed up, you couldnt tuck it? oh gosh, that mush have been gross and embarrasing. =] pahah, but got me outta my rut.
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Comments (494)
michaelscott69 0
At a moment like this, I don't care if my tampons come in rainbow colours.
juliieee 2
i just want 'em to work, HAHAHAHAHAHA but seriuosly, poor you, you must've been like: "wait.. what are you DOING?!?!? gahhhhhh!!!! nooo!!!!" but thanks for making my day, kinda
kayleyswartz 0
oh my gaaawd...
captainamelia 5
That is why I wear pads only, and don't go swimming 'at that time' i suggest you don't either.
Pooshkah7 0
U suck :p
emmakkate 0
Ewwwww!
Nexus_surgeon 7
ahahahaaa the greatest joke,I ever heard.Is your bikini bottom the place where Sponge Bob square Pants live?....Say Hello from me,as his fan.
MaD_JP 2
Your boyfriend is a moron...
Sunshines_Rose 0
Uhm..well if it's of any comfort..my boyfriend and I were getting randy whilst teasing and tormenting each other..foreplay. We then started making love. I decided I wanted to be on top, and as I stood up to mount of him blood gushed out of my ****** :| I started menstruating right then and there. Out of embarrassment I grabbed a tissue, wiped my thigh and said "LOOK SUNSHINE". He almost vomited. His entire manhood was covered in my blood. That was the first time my boyfriend got his period; a week ago. **** MY LIFE :|
X3liteXHunterX 12
Wow. That is all.
LovelyAngiee 0
?????
CoCoZBaBy 7
well,his heart was in the right place,just an honest mistake,but yeah,really embarrassed in the open air