Today, my step mom and her kids moved in. This is my first night sharing a room with her daughter. She snores, sleep talks, and sleep scratches the side of the bed creating a sound like nails on a chalkboard. FML
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Today, I'm spending the night at my family’s house. I have to share a room with my two kids and their mother. The three of them snore like warthogs in a zoo. Desperate for sleep, I went to go sleep on the couch. The dog sleeping on the rug snores like an old truck. I’m never going to get any sleep. FML
Today, I'm stuck with sleeping in the same room as my mother. The problem? Her snores are extremely loud and a full minute long. I'm not kidding, I timed it. FML
Today, my dad and I had to move in with my mom. There's only two tiny rooms, and my aunt lives there along with her dogs and my cat. The dogs have tried to kill my cat, I have to share the bed with my mom, who snores BAD, and I haven't slept in two days. I work early all week. FML
Today, after months of living with my roommate's horrific snoring, I looked over to see her sleeping quietly. Elated that I might actually get a full night of rest for once, I went to bed. Just as my eyelids began to droop, she started making vile hissing sounds. Yes, hissing. FML
Today, my step-mom tried to ground me. I met her just yesterday, when she moved in. FML
Today, my mother is snoring so loud that I can still hear her with the door shut and with earplugs in. So much for sleep. FML
Today, after 3 days of interrupted sleep, I confronted my new neighbor about the noise his wife keeps making during their "private time". He then let me know the noise is actually from his daughter, who's mentally disabled and isn't taking the move well. FML
Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML
Today, after months of peace and quiet since January, a new family moved into the apartment below me ten minutes before I was about to go to sleep. They've been here for 30 minutes and already they're stomping and banging doors all over the place. FML
Today, despite asking her to stop countless times, my stepmom still barges into my room explosively and without warning. I faint when startled. FML
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Top comments
demonmonkey 13
Sleep scratching? That's a new one...
BjgUsername 12
Maybe she's angry that her mother married your father and stayed awake just to screw with you in an attempt to make everyones lives harder? I only suggest this because I've never heard of sleep scratching and you'd think the sound of nails on a chalk board would wake any one up.
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Comments (73)
KiddoKS 19
See if you can move your room somewhere else like the basement. Just make sure you bring a paddle!
hemz_fml 13
Well, I don't know what to say.
Kc1001 14
it's your apartment. set the rules.
jessBeAqueen 13
it doest say OP Has ownership of where they reside
KiddoKS 19
Although your scenario is not impossible from the wording, it's a lot more likely that the op lives with their dad, not in their own apartment.
keverdeen 14
Sleep scratching? time to call an exorcist...
cmb8280 24
My boyfriend swears I laugh in my sleep. Sometimes I laugh so hard I wake myself up "/
EmsyyyRose13 24
52- That sounds terrifying!
websphere69 27
Gloves work wonders...
golden_warrior 23
I hope your step mom brings income to the family so you guys can can buy a bigger ******* house.
jessBeAqueen 13
im assuming that if another bedroom was available you wouldnt be sharing a room.....time to introduce her to a pull out couch? sound machine? maybe covering side of bed with something soft like a quilt ? declaw her and a muzzle????
Grayness_ 26
What if she just sleeps on the sofa ? Living room ? Ring a bell?
FrankHotpants 31
As long as she doesn't touch her drum set.
kee_breezy32 34
sorry OP you have to go through this :|