By creepedasfuck - 23/09/2012 16:50 - United States - Limington

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Today, my step-brother had some serious bowel distress and rushed to the bathroom. Because he forgot to quit his group chat with his buddies, I quickly found out that the reason he's so over-protective, and hostile to my male friends, is because he wants to get into my pants. FML
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brinaaa_fml 4

Maybe you should make sure not to let him into your room ever again :)

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sirpantselot 22

Also, asking not to get thumbed down is a) a guarantee you will get thumbed down, and b) pretty much an admission that it's deserved

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Hellbound_Alleee 14

Sounds like you need to have a talk--and arrange it so your own birth-parent hears you. Hope it's your Dad.

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pop7467 7

That's gross, I understand if he had a little silly crush, but that's sick to want to "get in her pants"

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cchao 2

What's the age diff. between u two? cuz if he's like10 and your 17 than it's kinda cute that he has a crush.

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2436 4

haha it's like pretty little liars with jenna and Toby !

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skyfire21 3

He's not in the wrong, he might have known her before there parents even started dating. There not related by blood if they where they would be half-siblings not step-siblings. OP if ya talk to him, hell probably stop.

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spottyblanket 8

Was he talking about you crudely? Next time he doesn't let you talk to another guy, call him out on it and tell him you make the decsions in your life, not him.

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shawnagreenbean1 9

Yeah, first of all try to screen shot it for proof, and then tell one of your parents. You may not be related by blood, but that's still completely wrong. Especially if he's over protective and doesn't want you talking to other guys because he wants to **** you.

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retrorewind 13

i wouldn't flatter yourself, teenage boys will **** anything with a pulse lol

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