Today, my son forgot to log out of MSN. He had written, "When am I getting out of this place?" and his username was "mother fucker". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found the password to my boyfriend's MSN account. I was listed in the "booty call" category. FML
Today, I came home to my son crying and packing a bag, with his laptop smashed on the floor. He said he needed to run away because a "crazy military guy" was coming to kill him. I logged in to his account and found that someone had sent him the Navy SEAL copypasta. He's 16. FML
Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML
Today, I logged on to MSN for the first time in a month. In under 10 minutes, I found out that my little sister had changed my screen name to Jake the Weiner, told my friend that he should "suck my d***" and sent an email to all my contacts declaring my love for my best friend. FML
Today, I got fired over MSN. I wasn't even online at the time. FML
Today, I had to use my mum's laptop so she told me the password was just my sister's name. I hit a wrong key and misspelled it, so the incorrect password prompt came on screen. The prompt was: "Favourite child?" FML
Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were chatting on MSN. He had to go run down to the corner market but left his webcam on. Shortly after he left I watched his mother steal 60 dollars out of his wallet. He doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving for work. When I got back home, I discovered that my brother had gone through and commented "quack" on all my friend's duckfacing photos. She was not pleased. FML
Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML
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Top comments
Brandosyn 0
Just put out a small backpack with a few changes of clothes, and a note saying "You're getting out today ************." See how long your kid thinks he knows what's what after a few nights in the real world....
tdogg_737 0
i've done that before... as a teenager i can explain. i hope i speak for the most of us when i say that we need more independence! yeah..we may have done something(s) in the past to ruin your trust but either: 1. we truely do know it's a mistake and don't even plan on doing it again or 2. we will want to do it again no matter how long we get grounded for it in the case of two you just need to let us live and learn! don't try to convince us that your decision is for the better because all it does is make us feel stronger about how wrong you are and try to understand our viewpoints parents who act like they were never our age and never did anything bad are soooo lame. ( sorry no offence if you are one of those parents ) we will always love you but please eez up on the punishments and protection because truthfully some parents care a little much hope i wasnt disrespectfull at all thanks! (:
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iskatethe218 0
AND his username was ************? its the end of the world!
kissMyAsss_fml 0
LMFAO, I laughed so hard when I read this. ****** HILARIOUS!
drakem 7
I never log out of msn
ImsoMikhail 0
you deserve it for being a busybody, and it's probablly your fault he whants to get out of there you obviosly show him no privacy.
missmontreal97 4
that's why I want to get out of my house, 52 ur probably right
rabbiiit 0
I'm almost 100% sure his username does not mean he'll actually **** his mom..
JellyFish3000 0
Are you his mother ? *awkward*
isminei 6
To everyone who told OP to stop reading their kids' messages, perhaps OP was logging on to the computer/their own MSN for their own use and he hadn't exited/logged out of MSN. Happens to me with my siblings Facebook all the time.
LaBarata 8
Maybe it's because he has parents who go through his MSN conversations....
ispeakmeme 7
I love all the teenagers getting butthurt on this post because of tdogg. Either way, she has a point to an extent but she really fails to see why parents go a little too far sometimes. I can say when I was growing up living with my mom if she punished me for something like yelling or cussing it wasnt because she was trying to control me it was to keep me from growing up to be a **** muffin. Seriously it might seem like your parents are too strict but everyone just needs to calm the **** down and let them do what they do. You might think they don't remembee being your age but thats the exact opposite, they remember being young and stupid and they're trying to keep you from making the same mistakes.