Today, my son asked me if the short films I write are for little kids or for adults. Since I write horror-filled films, I said they were for adults. He went and told his teacher that I made "adult films". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my teacher read my story about a haunted house for a class assignment. She liked it very much and turned it in to the office to be sent into a state writing competition. An hour later, I was called to the office where the guidance counselor called my work "disturbing" and said I "need help". FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I was made aware that my teenage son used "Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter" as a reference point in a class debate as if it was a biopic. Oh dear. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my parents. During a sex scene, my dad covered my eyes. I'm married and have 2 kids. FML
Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML
Today, my parents watched a horror movie with some creepy child in it. Apparently, I sound just like that kid when I call for my mom, so now she doesn't want me to call her mom anymore. FML
Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. A six year-old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were, he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year-old. FML
Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML
Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML
Today, I got an angry call from my 7-year-old son's school. It turned out that while doing a "what I want to be when I'm older" assignment, he wrote that he wants to be an internet troll so he can make people mad and make them kill themselves. FML
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Docbee 11
Either clear up the misunderstanding or go with the flow and see where it takes you, but if it takes you to a bigger flow... Run.
perdix 31
You should be suspicious if you are invited to Career Day -- and it's at the teacher's house at night. Bow-chicka-bow-bow.
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Comments (71)
ManInTheMachine 20
I bet you were even more suprised when the teacher's response was to tell him to bring in an example for "Show and Tell".
Misswildsides 22
On the note if the teacher was thinking the "adult video" was the peverted kind, I would be pretty concerned if the teacher asked for that.
Hamz1989 13
When the teacher asks during a parent teacher conference, just tell him/her the truth then. It's no big deal but still this FML made my day such a funny kid.
pacmanman 15
You should have specified horror films for adults instead if just adult films. But kids say the darnest things! FYL OP
chanellgymnast 17
That's adultery.
tmmundy 17
24...please explain how that would be adultery. Wait, never mind, I'm afraid your response will be just as confusing as your last SEVERAL comments.
Needafarm 22
Oh the horror!!!
Despereaux 15
"my mommy makes adult films and I snuck one secretly and it was so scary but so good! She is amazing!"
shutupAnderson 7
The teacher was probably very horrified to hear that.
sugarbear0727 19
Kids say the funniest things.
icepick23 12
So what if you do? Grow up.
ManInTheMachine 20
Did you not read the FML properly, or are you actually that stupid?
thewife5 19
Most parents don't want their children's teachers to think they're in the adult business.. Even if they are.
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
Little kids are so frustrating sometimes