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#63....that is the stupidiest ******* response I've read on here....even if it's a joke....encouraging someone to have an eating disorder is all sorts of ****** up and can lead to many emotional and psychological problems. Epic fail #63. Nice job.
#64 I hope you never get married.
i like #15 :) that sucks, i think id be afraid of falling off the chair though...
**** your arteries dude. and don't be a social cost man, not cool.
For what it's worth that really sucks OP. Lose some weight, gain some self-esteem. I agree with a lot of people about the fat comments. I don't think many can claim that it's from genetics. My mother was a big girl when she was young and now weighs 110 lbs at the age of 50. So you can lose weight. The problem with today's society is that we eat too much high fat/high sugar meals/drinks, don't walk enough (aka sedentary) and don't get our heart rates up to burn calories. I watch those Discovery shows about the 1 ton man and stuff and get depressed. They say on average those types of people can eat 1 weeks worth of food (for an average adult) in one sitting. It's a compound problem. These FMLs taht are about fat people, the posters need to do something for themselves to get better/healthier/skinner. It's not a FML if you're actively (or more likely sedentarily) letting your life pass you by. Go to the gym, buy the P90X program, eat healthier, walk, buy a pedometer, buy a heart rate monitor, etc. There is really no reason Americans in general should be as obese as we are. It's cheaper and easier to go to McDs for a burger than to cook healthy food but just realize this... what you do to your body today effects your life in 5 - 10 years. Don't like where you're at? Well it will get worse in that short of a timeframe if you don't change. Oh and as for me calling the kettle black; I'm a 155 lb 6'2" dude that smokes and plays WoW. I have very few calories in the day (probably about 1000 - 1500) which is really one of the main reasons I'm skinnier than I should be.
I like #15 too :3 #62, #34, etc, do you think that they should also stop approving the ugly FML's too? I mean "blah, get face surgery or something, right? Put some makeup on!" "I'm ugly. FML", that's what they should say. Just like go to the gym, get bulimia/anorexia, just like nobody gives a sh*t that you're fat because there's katillions of them. And who said the ones approving these are people who hate fat people? Stupid generalizations, extremely asinine.
maybe she isn't fat. I know penty of people that are have like 50 pounds of muscle or something. This girl that's thin to the bone and not so tall weighs 140 pounds, she can lift a boulder, I swear.
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"The snickers won't stop leaping into my mouth. FML"
Being too heavy isn't always the result of being too fat, look at me, I'm 6' tall and about 230 lbs, but I also hit the gym anywhere from 4 - 6 times a week. Muscle has a higher density than fat, as such, it makes you heavier than you appear to be.