Today, I got married. I'm Jewish, and it's traditional to break a glass cup by stepping on it after giving the bride her ring. My brother thought it would be funny to replace the glass cup with a rubber one. I slipped and fell flat on my back. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML
Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML
Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML
Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, I was at a baby shower with my wife. I went to go outside for some fresh air, but walked straight into their glass sliding door. Everyone stared at me. I smiled with embarrassment and walked back over to my wife, only to trip over my own feet and faceplant the floor. FML
Today, I was the ring bearer at a wedding, something I'd been nervous about being ever since the groom asked me. As I was walking down the aisle, I tripped over nothing and the ring flew from the little silk pillow and rolled into a nearby pond. FML
Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML
Today, I was at a friend’s wedding, and when it came time to make a toast, I tried to stand up to make a speech. My suit jacket got caught on the chair, and I ended up falling flat on my back. The speech was drowned out by everyone laughing. FML
Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML
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Top comments
Dadothy 8
Your brother is creative
SerenaSerenadex3 13
Typical first comment; it's a very tragic disease.
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Comments (95)
kiissesssss 6
Awwww!!! Hahahaaha
SerenaSerenadex3 13
Typical first comment; it's a very tragic disease.
joshiepo0 18
People need to take a moment to think and not put what they are doing at the moment.
zepher93 7
Come on guys, it's obvious she put a immense amount of deep, deep thought to that comment right there. Go easy!
sens3sfailing 25
Derp* not deep
yoyoforpeace 14
Hey at least it's a memorable moment you will never forget about your wedding. Just laugh it off! Congrats OP!
Remington1619 3
Thats what she gets for being a Jew!
FMLIND33D 4
Congrats!
GTAmax99 12
More like "muzzle tav"!
Poetrylover102 6
Uh, you mean "mazol tov"...
swedishviking 3
Mazel tov מצל טוב
michabailey 8
It's מזל טוב. Zayin, ז, not Tzadi, צ
Dadothy 8
Your brother is creative
TheZee 12
Your comment is not.
S182 15
Was it supposed to be?
Dadothy 8
12- It wasn't supposed to be
VannahJane 17
Well congratulations on getting married, and maybe one day you can look back and have a laugh
perdix 31
Haha, I get it. Look "back" :D Good one!
iOceanus 18
Congrats on getting married! Trolls never sleep. No one is safe in any place, at anytime!
Cbizzlez 10
Ban him from the reception, or just alcohol at the reception
Axipiter 24
Since we're spitting out stupid ideas, sue him while you're at it. Get him back, and make it epic. Prank wars can be SO much fun!
LMFAOwned 9
I suppose that's better than cutting your for on glass... never heard of that tradition before but congrats!
speckledots 29
The glass is wrapped in a fabric. you don't see the glass and it doesn't make any kind of mess.
NoWayLady 13
The tradition has been perfected over thousands of years too.
Poetrylover102 6
Uh, this is a tradition at every Jewish wedding (at least every Jewish wedding I've been to or seen). The glass is wrapped in a thick cloth that is hard to puncture through. Maybe some reading might help...
Poetrylover102 6
Hahaha I spelled mazel wrong! Whoops...:D
UberNova 18
You're going to look back on this, one day, and laugh about it; you still married the girl you love, be happy.
maz95 17
Congrats on the wedding :) Your brother has an awesome sense of humour..it just sucks when you get caught in the middle of it!
Shmatterhorn 38
I wonder if there is a creative way to get back at your brother?