Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
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Today, my 8 year-old little sister said, "F*** you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said, "Gotcha, bitch." FML
Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML
Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML
Today, my little sister asked what the noises were last night. It happened to be my dad and his girlfriend fooling around. I ended up telling her it was ghosts. Now I'm grounded by my dad who yelled at me for scaring her. I was trying to save his ass from a lot of questions. FML
Today, my sister was taking forever in the bathroom, and I jokingly threatened to kick down the door. I rammed into it, and it actually bust almost off its hinges. My sister screamed and our parents came running. Now I'm grounded forever and our bathroom has no door. FML
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_Hakuna_Matata_ 12
That's when you smash a plate of considerable size on her head and say the pain you received from her 'aroused hostility' in you.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Get her charged with assault and battery, and when you're done with that, get yourself emancipated.
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Comments (17)
Chazzster 32
Comment 1: Incredibly poor parenting skills there! Comment 2: Just because you are related to someone does not mean they are a decent person or that you will be able to get along with them - Sad...
cylon_god 4
In about fifteen years, when your grown-up sister is unemployed and mooching off of your parents, they'll probably wonder where they went wrong - tell them this story.
chosha_fml 27
Your parents are teaching her that it’s okay to be violent. I hope they’re not always so blatantly unfair.
Chelsea Schattner 9
Ya know I am not surprised by this. When I was a kid I saved up my money and purchased the brand new Sims 2. I was having trouble downloading it due to my ancient PC so I had not even played it yet. A couple days later I was finally going to download it on my newer laptop and it was know here to be found. I torn my room apart looking for it. After hours of looking for that game my sister fessed up that she gave it to the neighbor so she could play. The freaking 11yo neighbor who scratches disks and who's brother stole my scooter. I lost my damn mind on her for loaning out MY game that I paid over $50 for. Guess who got scolded, I will give you a hint. It was not my sister.
Vclan 1
In most countries, when serious physical violence towards a minor at the hands of his or her siblings is overlooked or, better yet, encouraged (as it seems to be in your case) by his or her legal guardian, it counts as physical abuse by the guardian himself - even if he never actually lays a hand on you. CPS is the address.
IcedSapphire 27
Since you’re already grounded, you might as well beat her ass.