FML : Today, my shitburglar of an ex asked me to take him back. He said dumping me was a huge mistake. He dumped me because I was bed-ridden for several weeks...

Today, my shitburglar of an ex asked me to take him back. He said dumping me was a huge mistake. He dumped me because I was bed-ridden for several weeks and was in no condition to have sex. If his social media is anything to go by, he only wants me back because he couldn't get laid elsewhere. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 22 January 2016 19:31 / United States - Cloquet

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By bunnyfish | 27

#6517770 - Saturday 23 January 2016 8:27

I pictured the hamburglers evil twin shitburgler when I read that.

By bigbrown24 | 17

#6517772 - Saturday 23 January 2016 8:27

what a douche bag. you don't need him

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By bunnyfish | 27

#6517770 - Saturday 23 January 2016 8:27

I pictured the hamburglers evil twin shitburgler when I read that.

rtigers15 | 8

#6517841 - Saturday 23 January 2016 11:01

sameeeeee

By bigbrown24 | 17

#6517772 - Saturday 23 January 2016 8:27

what a douche bag. you don't need him

Mylehz | 13

#6518134 - Saturday 23 January 2016 20:41

I completely agree #2, OP deserves so much better than this guy and his douchebaggery. Hell, everyone deserves so much better than that!

By sabby7 | 17

#6517774 - Saturday 23 January 2016 8:27

kick him to the curb. what a pig.

MDoremis | 38

#6517778 - Saturday 23 January 2016 8:31

He's already on the curb by his own devices.

weatherxveins | 29

#6518032 - Saturday 23 January 2016 18:32

Sounds like he's trying to crawl off it though, OP needs to make sure he stays there.

By chevygirl23 | 17

#6517777 - Saturday 23 January 2016 8:30

Don't take that douche dick back, you deserve better than that.

By aruden | 25

#6517786 - Saturday 23 January 2016 8:38

Sounds like you are way better off OP no need to have junk like that in your life.

By Boometh | 15

#6517789 - Saturday 23 January 2016 8:41

Seriously, how tf are there people who say you deserved it? You deserve to be treated better. e_e

Oyas12 | 14

#6517915 - Saturday 23 January 2016 14:57

its probably an accident or people just running by clicking "YDI"

By jakeyjakey1232 | 9

#6517798 - Saturday 23 January 2016 8:53

You have hands don't you? Why couldn't you have just rubbed him off instead you complaining cunt

By aeryn97 | 17

#6517801 - Saturday 23 January 2016 8:57

really this isn't a fml. you're better off without him. so you're in a better place now. chin up. you deserve better.

By hehe1996 | 15

#6517809 - Saturday 23 January 2016 9:09

It sounds like you're much better off without him OP.

By sumi90 | 12

#6517810 - Saturday 23 January 2016 9:09

He needs you for sex OP, not a relationship. He's a jerk for even thinking about it.

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