Successful breakups and Love: Today, my shitburglar of an ex asked me to take him back. He...

By Anonymous - 22/01/2016 19:31 - United States - Cloquet

Today, my shitburglar of an ex asked me to take him back. He said dumping me was a huge mistake. He dumped me because I was bed-ridden for several weeks and was in no condition to have sex. If his social media is anything to go by, he only wants me back because he couldn't get laid elsewhere. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 556

You deserved it 1 572

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By SariLone - 19/05/2013 18:02 - India - Mumbai

Today, my cockgoblin of an ex showed up at my house, begging me to take him back. This guy, with his friends' help, faked being kidnapped just so he could use the "trauma" to guilt me into sleeping with him after he "escaped". When he finally left, he yelled that I'm a selfish bitch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 985

You deserved it 8 675

By life_isnt_fair - 09/03/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 621

You deserved it 4 558

By noname - 18/02/2013 01:28 - United States - Middletown

Today, after being in the hospital for 2 weeks after emergency abdominal surgery, my girlfriend, who didn't even bother to ask how I was, made me hobble to her house just to dump me and send me straight back home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 179

You deserved it 3 047

By booboo300 - 29/04/2019 00:00

Today, I was supposed to have sex with my ex after he’d been out of town for a week. After a lot of build up and sexting last night, I woke up sick and he hurt his leg. It’s like our bodies are telling us not to sleep together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 876

You deserved it 2 396

By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 025

You deserved it 2 871

By Iamlonesometonight - 26/03/2017 18:47

Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 302

You deserved it 328

You ass!

By Anonymous - 20/05/2020 14:00

Today, my jerk of an ex messaged to apologize for dumping me two weeks ago. I took the high road and was overtly polite and friendly, hoping to end things civil. Our conversation ended when he casually mentioned he is moving in with his new girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 470

You deserved it 211

Unstable

By Anonymous - 21/10/2021 17:00

Today, after three months of hooking up and talking about dating, the man I was supporting emotionally went back to his ex, who'd reduced the restraining order on him to a no abuse order so they could be together. He left me in his bed to go be with her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 992

You deserved it 540

Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 16/03/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a year dumped me. In my opinion, the relationship was going so well and I really thought we loved each other. When I asked why, he told me he never loved me. He just wanted to get in my pants, which after a year of refusing, he finally did. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 999

You deserved it 5 899

By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 318

You deserved it 10 040

bunnyfish 27

Saturday 23 January 2016 8:27

I pictured the hamburglers evil twin shitburgler when I read that.

bigbrown24 17

Saturday 23 January 2016 8:27

what a douche bag. you don't need him

Comments

bunnyfish 27

Saturday 23 January 2016 8:27

I pictured the hamburglers evil twin shitburgler when I read that.

rtigers15 8

Saturday 23 January 2016 11:01

sameeeeee

bigbrown24 17

Saturday 23 January 2016 8:27

what a douche bag. you don't need him

Mylehz 13

Saturday 23 January 2016 20:41

I completely agree #2, OP deserves so much better than this guy and his douchebaggery. Hell, everyone deserves so much better than that!

sabby7 17

Saturday 23 January 2016 8:27

kick him to the curb. what a pig.

MDoremis 38

Saturday 23 January 2016 8:31

He's already on the curb by his own devices.

weatherxveins 29

Saturday 23 January 2016 18:32

Sounds like he's trying to crawl off it though, OP needs to make sure he stays there.

chevygirl23 17

Saturday 23 January 2016 8:30

Don't take that douche dick back, you deserve better than that.

aruden 25

Saturday 23 January 2016 8:38

Sounds like you are way better off OP no need to have junk like that in your life.

Boometh 15

Saturday 23 January 2016 8:41

Seriously, how tf are there people who say you deserved it? You deserve to be treated better. e_e

Oyas12 14

Saturday 23 January 2016 14:57

its probably an accident or people just running by clicking "YDI"

aeryn97 17

Saturday 23 January 2016 8:57

really this isn't a fml. you're better off without him. so you're in a better place now. chin up. you deserve better.

hehe1996 15

Saturday 23 January 2016 9:09

It sounds like you're much better off without him OP.

sumi90 12

Saturday 23 January 2016 9:09

He needs you for sex OP, not a relationship. He's a jerk for even thinking about it.

Vitani_Verci 24

Saturday 23 January 2016 9:40

Leave him in the gutter where he belongs OP! The fact that he's ruthless enough to try to get back with someone whom he left because they physically could not have sex shows how unbelievably stupid he is. Hopefully he'll cross paths with karma. You're way better off without him!