By Anonymous - 22/01/2016 19:31 - United States - Cloquet

Today, my shitburglar of an ex asked me to take him back. He said dumping me was a huge mistake. He dumped me because I was bed-ridden for several weeks and was in no condition to have sex. If his social media is anything to go by, he only wants me back because he couldn't get laid elsewhere. FML
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bunnyfish 27

I pictured the hamburglers evil twin shitburgler when I read that.

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Marzell 12

The most literal "go **** yourself" you will ever say.

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fde2blknimout 18

Shitburglar. How old are

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Zebediabolical 39

I hope your threw his Trilby (that he calls a fedora) out the door behind him.

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Kyrrdis 1

Kudos on the term "shitburglar". Excellent.

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more4me 27

What a miserable prick! Tell him to get acquainted with his own hand and show him the door! You don't need someone like that around!

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darkfireflame 15

Don't do it OP. Throw his sorry behind to the curb.

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BloodyGlass 10

Obviously, you didn't take him back.

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