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SpiderFather France

Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal cruelty? No. The goal was to irradiate it, then get it to bite him so that he would become Spider-Man. FML

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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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lhazz11 23

At least he's creative

Nolimit2217 32

I like his style.

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It will work! Stop crushing his dreams!

jonahwalzer 12

Dream big

wolfman2123 13

Screw regular natural radioactive spiders I'm just make my own

doglover100 29

I like how he thinks.

Cute spider, I must say...

Not how microwaves work but thats pretty cute.

Your child is the next Dr. Evil.

Thats how it works.

Omg, that shit is crae crae!! Totes adorbes!