Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML
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Today, I was at rehearsal for a musical. I got a violent nosebleed in the middle of rehearsing and got blood all over my costume. I now owe $350 to the company for the damage I caused. FML
Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML
Today, I went to see a musical that some school friends had put on. At some point in the show, the main character kicked her leg up in the air, and her high heel flew off of her foot and into the audience. The shoe hit me square in the face. FML
Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML
Today, I was playing volleyball in gym when I went up for a spike. As I was coming down, I elbowed a girl in the face. It turns she's the second most important lead in our school musical, which we perform on Thursday. Her nose is broken. FML
Today, I performed a piano piece at a school play. Everything went well until I got up and accidentally smashed my shin against one of the piano legs. Before I could bite my tongue, I'd already yelled "Fucking hell!" in front of about 50 second graders. FML
Today, I was listening to some music before school started, which is why I didn't hear my teacher sneak up behind me. When she laid her hand on my shoulder, of course I accidentally punch her in the face. Her nose bled. FML
Today, I was stage-managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage, shattering my cheekbone. FML
Today, in marching band, the guy in front of me backed up too far. As we turned, the back of his trombone hit mine, smashing it into my lip. I had to finish the song, all while sending blood down my horn. FML
Today, I got a nosebleed. For 7 hours. I ended up in the ER. FML
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Top comments
Shadowvoid 33
Oh nose
devildog562 33
Scarred that kid from choir for life . Well played sir .
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Comments (53)
worldclassrager 41
Break a leg and bleed a nose
SauceySarah 30
Taking the term "nosebleed section" to a literal sense.
iwanttogotoparis 26
The show must go on
yaknaa 6
HAHAHAHAH BRUUHHH
Erebus_Terror 12
1. Smear it all over your face. 2. Commence epic Death Metal guitar solo!
vivaellefashion 14
There will be blood
LadyTyger51ne 8
That is horrible! The stress! ?
ebrainer1 9
I say if something like that happens, you go full keel and own that shit. Make a moustache out of it like a psycho and keep the show going.
nick3600 22
Sounds like something that would happen to me
Olive39 6
Hahahaha