Today, my school handed out the new yearbook. I was so excited to be on the cover page in a group shot with all my friends until I realized that I was having a boner at the time the pic was taken. These books go out to the whole school. Everyone noticed. FML
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Today, after weeks of sorting, inspecting, and waiting, my high school's yearbooks were distributed. I'd searched carefully for photo errors and was proud to say there were none. That is, until someone told me that a boy on the last page was flipping the camera the bird. FML
Today, I went to my school to take my yearbook picture. I was wearing a shirt that said ANALOG on the front. When I bent in to take the picture, part of my shirt overlapped itself. Now I'm known as the ANAL kid in the yearbook. FML
Today, I finally got my yearbook for senior year in high school. I started what everyone does, which is count how many times I appear in the yearbook. I stopped when I found a prominent photo of me, picking my nose in class. FML
Today, I received my year 12 yearbook. After such a bad year of let downs, it wasn’t surprising that the school fucked it up and put the previous year's group photo in it instead of ours. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML
Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML
Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML
Today, my son's yearbook came. I was pretty happy, as I'd also ordered a larger version of his photo because he's going to California for college and I wanted a special picture of him to keep. Unfortunately, my happiness disappeared when I saw that he was wearing a horse mask in the photo. FML
Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
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Thomas_S 0
Well if a girl ever says you can't keep it up, pull out the book, point and comment that, "that boner is still rocking out."
Guiseppi 0
That's unfortunate. Unless you're really big.
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Comments (190)
JFox 8
Tell everyone who makes fun of you that their mom was the photographer. :]
rorschachasdf 0
Win.
mariahrawks 0
win!
Metzler31 17
haha that'll keep 'em offa you
Jteams18 0
Hahahahahahahaha #10 for the win.
jagg3d3d93 0
Haha that sounds embarrassing but it also sounds like it would be awesome, use it as a badge of honor.
jesseheath 0
you should do a better job of hiding your boners.
kwbuzz23wk 0
10 and 11 were good. but i would just say you have a large ****, unless it is obvious you better be ready to laugh at yourself.
jazminbliss 2
lolz. You will find it funny when you are older.
goldfish69 0
lol at #10 and 11 =)
oneangredwarf 0
isnt it a little early for your yearbook?
teameminem 2
Some schools give the yearbooks from the previous year at the beginning of the next year.
heather889121 0
as a former yearbook editor, that wouldn't of happened... not only does the editor's check photo's, but so does the teacher... it wouldn't of happened...
laurisshnazzy 0
I bet you're gonna get a lot of numbers once all the girls have signed your yearbook.
helachrons 1
if you can live down the years of shame first, one day you'll realize that it was actually pretty badass.