Miscellaneous: Today, my parents were awake while I was still in bed on my iPod...

By Anonymous - 23/06/2012 13:11 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my parents were awake while I was still in bed on my iPod touch. I decided to play The Smurfs Village. One of its minigames involves shaking the iPod, so I was breathing heavily. Later, my parents sat me down for a little "talk". FML

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By chumleevil - 08/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, after running a couple of miles, I went upstairs into my air-conditioned room to cool off. Apparently, my mom walked past my room and heard me breathing heavily. Later, she had my dad give me a talk about masturbation. FML

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By Story of my life - 06/11/2023 21:00 - United States

Today, I was playing Wii Sports, trying to finally complete the "pick up spares" bowling game. My parents were behind me and said they would support me. After several failed attempts, I realized they had been on their phones the whole time, and were so engrossed that they didn't even look up when I spoke to them. FML

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By Solemnwishing - 13/07/2009 18:33 - United States

Today, while riding on the car with my family, I put on my headphones and pretended to be listening to music and when my parents talked to me, I pretended I couldn't hear them. They took this opportunity to discuss how fat I was and how I can't hold down a boyfriend. They were laughing as well. FML

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By yay! - 08/11/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 21:56 - Isle of Man

Today, I went to the toilet during drama class, not because I had to actually go, but because I wanted to play Monopoly on my iPod. I lost track of time and came back twenty minutes later. My whole class listened while I was forced to tell my teacher I'd been really constipated. FML

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By Lopez85 - 22/05/2024 22:00 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I got up at 2 AM to grab a snack. I quietly crept down the stairs, only to find my dad, mom, and a couple of their friends having a secret poker game. Now they think I have a sleepwalking problem. FML

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By sickbaby - 11/06/2011 13:06 - Singapore

Today, my parents grounded me and took away my phone, iPod and door. That's right, my door. They think that because I was stumbling and couldn't walk straight last night, I must have been out drinking. They know I suffer from chronic vertigo, but don't believe I was having an attack. FML

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Can't win

By Anonymous - 18/03/2021 03:00 - Philippines - Manila

Today, my mom told me to stop using my phone and talk to them, but whenever I do that, they just end up yelling at me and telling me to go to my room. FML

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Hank Pecker

By Anonymous - 19/06/2013 15:29 - United States - Richmond

Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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simonsaysYDI 8

Saturday 23 June 2012 17:41

Shaking an iPod makes you breath heavily? Maybe you need to do some more cardio =P

itssosparkly 21

Saturday 23 June 2012 17:41

It would have been better if they'd walked in and seen you breathing heavily in bed while looking at Smurfs.

Comments

Ryan_Jaxson 8

Sunday 24 June 2012 7:56

Papa Smurf's Potion Mixing Game! XD

Kiln_fml 4

Sunday 24 June 2012 9:39

It is none of their smurfing business what you do behind closed doors. :D No?

Brownie101abc 7

Sunday 24 June 2012 15:51

Ur outta shape if shaking an iPod makes u run out of breath

manynan 1

Sunday 24 June 2012 20:55

You shouldn't have to breath Heavily from shaking a iPod

fmlfanboy 5

Sunday 24 June 2012 20:58

Get in shape bro

ydnar 5

Monday 25 June 2012 4:24

you may have created a whole new catch phrase "shaking the ipod" That porno got me so worked up I was shaking the idpod.

jasonderulolover 0

Monday 25 June 2012 4:50

Obesity in America...

hockeyboy16 1

Monday 25 June 2012 5:33

Was the talk about you playing smurfs village

herop 0

Monday 25 June 2012 12:55

Hahahahahhaha :D make a potion for da sexy smurfette ;)))

TheEpicPies 15

Tuesday 26 June 2012 0:05

Oh... God. O_e

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