Today, my parents took me on a plane ride for a vacation in Hong Kong. What they didn't tell me was that the "vacation" is extended for three years. FML
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Today, I was awakened by knocking on my door, only to find my parents standing there. Turns out, they booked two one-way tickets to visit me from another country. Their plan? I should scrap my upcoming 2-week vacation to hang out because they invested in this trip. Oh, and they didn't book a hotel. I'm 31. FML
Today, my parents tricked me by claiming we were going on holiday, but stopped at grandma"s first, "just to say hi", then left me there with my bags. They dumped me with grandma and went on holiday without me. FML
Today, I was denied entry into Hong Kong after flying here from Canada and paying thousands of uncancellable dollars for quarantine hotel and other plans, because the immigration company fucked up. FML
Today, I found out that my mother in-law's flight home is canceled, and that she's staying three more days. FML
Today, I found out that my family has paid for and booked a trip to Dubai without me. They weren't going to tell me until they were about to board but since I was crying that my friend ditched me for my holiday, they thought they would let me know. FML
Today, I told my mom about how my friend is going to China for a year instead of college. My mom suggested that I could do the same. When I told her that a trip to China is probably more expensive than my college tuition, my mom replied, "Not for a one way ticket". FML
Today, I flew my wife, myself and three kids to pay a surprise visit to my parents who were going to be alone for Christmas. When we arrived, we found out they decided to go on vacation. We have nowhere to go. FML
Today, my family returned from a holiday in Egypt. A holiday that I really wanted to spend with them. As if leaving me behind wasn't bad enough, they then made me watch a 200-picture slideshow of how much fun they had. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is booking my dream vacation to Bali with his brothers, 6 months after he told me we couldn't go on vacation this year because he doesn’t have the money. They planned this within a week. I had been planning it with him for months. FML
Today, I woke up excited for my trip to Jamaica with my friends. We went to the airport, and I gave them my passport to check in. They gave it back. It had expired three weeks ago. I watched my friends board the plane while I'm stuck in the city. FML
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slitherbomb 0
shit dude, stop pressing send!
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quadruple post...how did that even...
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Comments (288)
ZoZo17_fml 0
they're sending you mixed messages...
anencephalic 14
They're going to sell you, OP.
xXRiah_GirlXx 9
indeed.
TheChampagneBoi 5
Dont dishoner you family
TonyLeePrice 0
look for chow, chow there to help and party!(;
Ahlph 0
The girls down there are HOT!
harrywestt 0
I totally agree
DeathMaple 3
What girls most of their population is males.
jordanp17 3
and also have penises
TheMaestro 4
...do you know where hong kong is?
TheMaestro 4
...do you know where hong kong is?
nicko_oz 4
#98 thats thailand!
infaith 5
untrue most Asian women are always "ready" for bed in the case they don't clean up their VJ as I seen they tend to ummm not be shaved as often? or I been getting the wrong place wrong time moments.. and P.S I'm going by my experience not saying they all have this problem.
Souners 3
Only reason this is an FML is because they censor their pr0n.
mdizzl 6
there's nothing to censor, cuz there's nothing really there to see in the first place... ;)
Souners 3
Sorry to the grammar Nazi above. If you are willing to correct someone, make sure you do it correctly. It's clear that I know English, so you should've inserted 'proper' prior to that.
Epsilonyx 15
LOL. That. *******. blows.
Femalepersuasion 0
where'd you get your necklace?
Epsilonyx 15
eBay haha.
ChucktheNorris 0
THE INSIBILITY CLOAK. THE SOMETHING I DO NOT REMEMBER. AND THE ELDER WAND. *draws triangle circle line* The sign of the Deathly Hallows! funny, me and my family are watching 7 part 1 tonight
Epsilonyx 15
Hahah The Resurrection Stone!
grooveytiesquad 0
Lol Ikr.
angelnicole408 0
wow thats nuts that they didnt tell you. did you do something for them not to tell you or they just didnt want you to fight them about it?
aturcios1 7
woww thatt suckss for you :(
Carnavia 6
Once they get back be like im going to my friends house and leave for 5 years. oh and take there credit cards.
kaylapple 1
damn. you should learn some chinese!