Today, my parents told me that they received a letter from a prison. Being curious they opened it up and read the entire thing. It was from this girl I randomly met. Now I have a prison stalker and my parents think I date felons. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter's "pen pal" is really a 58-year-old man in prison. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, my college roomate and I received our first pieces of mail. We were very excited because our mailbox wasn't empty anymore. She got a package of home baked cookies in the mail from her family. I got a letter from a stranger in prison. FML
Today, I was told by my mother that the reason she quit her job as a counselor and divorced my dad was because she met someone through work. She works in a prison. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I was so desperate for any kind of male romantic attention that I googled "prison pen pals", and I'm considering writing to one. FML
Today, I got another "secret admirer" letter from someone at work. I'm now talking to the police, yet again, because I'm a middle school teacher and suspect it was from one of my underage students. Nobody warned me about this when I became a teacher. FML
Today, I found out that the person sending me secret love letters was actually my dad, who felt sorry for me. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
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Top comments
familyguyfan 0
How did she get your address? I'd keep an eye open if I were you
raabhimself 0
If you take her to a club, she can watch your back! I wouldn't fight an ex con.
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Comments (21)
cmart822331 0
nice! Wth r u whining about? lol
Blame_The_Dog 0
why didn't you reply to my mothers letters you ******!
Brohemoth 0
maybe he lives with his parents 0.0
Ketchup_Castle 30
Haha. I'd love to see OP say that to their parents.
xNephilim 19
Your parents are way out of line... And there's nothing wrong with dating felons... You can get a felony for the most ridiculous things.
girlrome 19
I am curious, what was in the letter? Did she proclaim her undying love for you? And threatened to kill you if you didn't reciprocate?
burritosrgood 12
They told me THEY got a letter from a federal prison
devildog562 33
Felons aren't all bad. People change, and it's good that you were nice enough to write her.
Why_me499 21
pretty sure that's illegal if it was addressed to you.
dedanjel 33
If you're 18 or older, your parents just turned themselves into felons. Remind them of that, and they might leave your mail alone in the future.