Drugs, Parents and Miscellaneous: Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed.... - FML

By ironyisabitch - 02/06/2012 05:43 - United States - Rohnert Park

Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML

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By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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By hypercrite dad - 19/09/2014 18:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML

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By valarmorgoolies - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Binghamton

Today, my mom accused me of smoking weed. Truth is, I'd just ripped the quietest and weirdest smelling fart of my life. She wouldn't believe me, accused me of making stupid excuses up, and grounded me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2019 06:00

Today, I came home to my parents holding my marijuana. They told me that I had the stupidest hiding place ever, and that I was, "not only a pothead, but a dumbfuck pothead." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 21:28 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, in a fit of jealousy over my recent muscle growth, my brother told our mom that I've only been going to the gym so I could smoke weed with my friends. She believed him and grounded me. FML

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Stoner

By Alyssa - 13/02/2012 00:01 - United States

Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2014 20:36 - United States - Deland

Today, I tried to blackmail my dad by threatening to tell mom about the bong and weed he keeps hidden in the garage. Turns out she already knew about it and neither of them give a shit. Now I'm grounded until the new year. FML

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Sneaky dad

By say no to dick - 18/04/2014 22:56 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, I found out that my father faked his whole "mid-life crisis", just so he could gain my trust and get me to admit that I smoke weed, and to tell him who I buy it from. Hello year-long grounding. FML

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Placebo

By mother teresa was a cunt - 17/09/2015 14:54 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML

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Respect the herb

By Anonymous - 01/09/2022 10:00

Today I’d been saving a weed cigarette, which is legal where we live, until my parents went on holiday. I had just sparked up when they came back home after dad forgot his passport. The lecture I had to endure went on for so long, I think I’d have preferred an old-fashioned beating. FML

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tony1891 22

Saturday 2 June 2012 11:58

should have smoked it. at least then it'd be worth getting grounded for.

xFluttershy 7

Saturday 2 June 2012 12:00

I tried smoking weed once when I was a little kid, then I found out that there were two kinds of "weed" and I had the wrong kind.

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grace12898 0

Saturday 2 June 2012 21:46

Did you use it

lilsawty2 8

Saturday 2 June 2012 22:23

Hey! That happened on Kyle XY once... ?

Zangetsu67 5

Saturday 2 June 2012 23:39

SNATCH 'N' RUN BITCH!!!

SuddsTv 6

Sunday 3 June 2012 0:23

Why is the irony killing you?,illiteration might help here,and yes there is DEFINATLY a bribe opportunity here

Tuesdays76 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 1:30

Take it and blame the dog!

davek 36

Sunday 3 June 2012 1:37

The right thing to do would be to offer you a smoke.

AnEvilLemon 9

Sunday 3 June 2012 2:43

Time to go on facebook and twitter to announce it to everybody that your parents smoke weed. Then call all of your relatives to tell them. If your parents punish you more, find the weed and make sure that it is in a nice place where the cops can find it and charge them for it. P.S. don't get your finger prints on it.

epic13 12

Sunday 3 June 2012 3:03

You should have sold it.

kimg0885 23

Sunday 3 June 2012 6:11

Love it

alezi 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 6:21

Tell them sharing is caring

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