Drugs, Parents and Miscellaneous: Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed.... - FML

By ironyisabitch - 02/06/2012 05:43 - United States - Rohnert Park

Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML

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By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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By hypercrite dad - 19/09/2014 18:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2026 20:00 - United States

Today, my parents tried to apologize for wrongly grounding me. I told them to go fuck themselves, so now I'm re-grounded. FML

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By valarmorgoolies - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Binghamton

Today, my mom accused me of smoking weed. Truth is, I'd just ripped the quietest and weirdest smelling fart of my life. She wouldn't believe me, accused me of making stupid excuses up, and grounded me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2019 06:00

Today, I came home to my parents holding my marijuana. They told me that I had the stupidest hiding place ever, and that I was, "not only a pothead, but a dumbfuck pothead." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 21:28 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, in a fit of jealousy over my recent muscle growth, my brother told our mom that I've only been going to the gym so I could smoke weed with my friends. She believed him and grounded me. FML

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By Alyssa - 13/02/2012 00:01 - United States

Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2014 20:36 - United States - Deland

Today, I tried to blackmail my dad by threatening to tell mom about the bong and weed he keeps hidden in the garage. Turns out she already knew about it and neither of them give a shit. Now I'm grounded until the new year. FML

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By say no to dick - 18/04/2014 22:56 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, I found out that my father faked his whole "mid-life crisis", just so he could gain my trust and get me to admit that I smoke weed, and to tell him who I buy it from. Hello year-long grounding. FML

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By mother teresa was a cunt - 17/09/2015 14:54 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML

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tony1891 22

Saturday 2 June 2012 11:58

should have smoked it. at least then it'd be worth getting grounded for.

xFluttershy 7

Saturday 2 June 2012 12:00

I tried smoking weed once when I was a little kid, then I found out that there were two kinds of "weed" and I had the wrong kind.

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Davick 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 9:41

unless they both have cancer use it as leverage

PoppaSoda 5

Sunday 3 June 2012 10:36

I say *** shoulda, go bck find it and smoke it. Then you can share er'thang!!

KBear3109 29

Sunday 3 June 2012 11:19

I suppose, OP, you were probably grounded for snooping in your parents things. Or they were ashamed of getting caught in a "Do as I say, not as I do" moment and grounded you out of embarrassment. Either way, I agree, FYL.

noornia 6

Sunday 3 June 2012 13:53

I agree with tony1891 :p

nicholer29 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 17:24

too funny..they coulda shared

lifesucks283 1

Sunday 3 June 2012 19:34

its not ironic unless you were looking for your own weed, or was trying to avoid it in general.

noisebox 1

Monday 4 June 2012 18:13

Wow at least you seem to have some brains. Tell then next time you'll call the cops on them, and that they should do like nancy regan said: which is to "just say no" to drugs".

fmlx24life 0

Tuesday 5 June 2012 1:08

I JUST saw a rage comic on reddit about this

Rawr6591 21

Tuesday 5 June 2012 4:51

me too! I had to come back and find this fml

flutterdash_fml 0

Tuesday 5 June 2012 5:28

Saw this on Reddit. Ftw

Vic213 2

Wednesday 6 June 2012 1:57

OP are u a redditor? :O Saw this same story on there

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