Today, my parents finally realized that I've been sneaking vodka when they weren't home. Note to self: don't let them freeze vodka that's actually 75% water. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents were having a Christmas party. They went out to get the vodka in our garage fridge, only to find most of it was frozen. Knowing vodka doesn't freeze, they soon realized that I had been taking some and refilling it with water over the past two months. FML
Today, after weeks of drinking my mom's vodka and replacing it with water, it now only tastes like water. She has a habit of drinking on Fridays. Today is Friday. My life is a ticking time bomb. FML
Today, I helped myself to a small glass of cocktail from the fridge, not realising it was alcoholic. I told my mom what happened. She made me drink salty water until I vomited so I wouldn't get "alcohol poisoning". I'm 19. FML
Today, I hid my parents' booze since I'd always thought their shitty behavior was due to drinking too much. Turns out they're just assholes. FML
Today, my parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold water over my head. Their reason? They were "bored". FML
Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said, "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother." FML
Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a small sip of alcohol a few years ago and hated it. My extremely strict parents are now trying to get me into rehab. FML
Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML
Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML
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ajk168 22
Lmao you ******* idiot
brenton490 19
Hahaha eventually it's going to taste watered down how did you think it would go!
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Comments (31)
mrBearBear 11
You definitely deserved it! I never got the point of sneaking alcohol. Just wait til you're of legal age to get your own. Then you don't have to deal with looking like a dumbass in front of your own parents.
rockydify 22
You only deserve it because you stole it.
awesomeamandas 37
they would notice the watered down taste even if they hadn't froze it. if you have to sneak it you are most definitely too young to drink it. there are reasons the drinking age is so high. it's for your own health and safety and the safety of others as well.
domolovesyoshi 33
You have got to be really young because anyone knows that Vodka and water do not even taste the same for start watered down vodka doesn't give the same kick, any self respecting person who drinks vodka regularly will know the difference.
paintbullits 13
Wow it seems like there are a lot of boring people on fml who think you should never drink underage. It is a ydi for not thinking ahead though, best bet is get a older friend and always know your limit.
ALightningWish 2
Jeez, I'd be more mad that you ruined the vodka than that that you'd had some...
Talented73 54
Shame on you! Not for sneaking some vodka, but for ruining the rest of the bottle! YDI
arizonalizards 0
Dont replace vodka with rubbing alcohol either
Ambitiousmould 8
I'm pretty sure that getting caught swiping your parents' booze is one of them daft things that happens to people growing up, along with building a raft that makes you fall in the water and finding a stack of **** magazines in the woods.
CreeptacularBait 10
You totally deserve it. As someone who has been blamed for stealing booze when my idiot step sister replaced it with water, you get no sympathy from me. It's stupid on a lot of different levels. Did you think they wouldn't notice it when they drank it? Or like now when they decided to freeze it? You're better off just leaving it empty or not drinking it at all! Watering it down is just a really lame way to cover it up for a VERY short time.