Today, my now ex-boyfriend told me that I was the one. Not at this moment though, he wants to see how far he can go with his best female friend. But once he's done with her, we can be together. FML
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Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend asked how long he'd have to wait until he could ask out my best friend. We broke up yesterday. FML
Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, my ex started dating the girl he kept telling me not to worry about. We broke up three hours ago. FML
Today, one of my female friends decided she wants a relationship with my ex. I told her I was fine with it because we've been apart for years and have been friends ever since. She then made him chose between being friends with me and having her as a girlfriend. I just lost two of my few friends. FML
Today, my ex, who I'm still love with, told me he's engaged. We weren't together for long because he didn't want a committed relationship. Guess it was just me. FML
Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to date other people, but still wants to be with me. He said, “Yes I want to be with you, but maybe we can both find better.” I found out he’s been texting another woman. FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
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Top comments
abbyade 21
Dear OP, do not be the second best. You deserve better. He's a definition of an Asswipe.
peteto818 28
You dodged a bullet, don't bother getting back together with him.
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Comments (81)
HoboMeth 33
Forget dis asshole
Beepee04 10
If he tries to get back with you you should say that you're trying to see how far you can go with your male best friend and see how that goes over with him.
chisty87 16
God I hope he doesn't reproduce but if he does I hope his kids don't take after him
andrmac 25
If he try's to get back with you tell him that he is stove, but you are not his pot to move to a back burner and then to the front at his will when he wants to fry an egg.
jefferyboss2421 6
You deserve better he is the definition of fuckboy
Nat52482 25
Tell the friend that he's more or less "wasting her time"
WriterB 3
You...you kicked him in the dick after he said that BS right?
OhPuhleeze 23
Why isn't there a "Good for you" button here??? I say you're lucky and in no way is this an FML. Please stop wasting time about that loser.
Jessika706 14
At least he's being honest and isn't cheating on you. People always complain that if ur gonna cheat just leave a person and that's what he's doing. So it's ur decision to stick around for someone who doesn't deserve you or live happily until someone new comes along.
Headcrab 29
You lucky gal. He really sounds like a keeper...