By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, my new girlfriend was telling me how she's attracted to "All-American" looking guys. Tall, manly body, handsome face. Then she says, "But it's ok, you're cute too." FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 062
You deserved it 3 222

Same thing different taste

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when I think of an "all-American" guy I think of a fat slob that has gone to mcdonalds way too much. possibly a redneck

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qazwerty 5

I doubt there's a girl that's doesn't want tall, manly, and handsome. I don't know how that equals "all-american," though.

that equals the american dream not the reality tho, its the all abercombie look. not many have that look, but there are ppl in canada europe and maybe other places too who have that look, its just that its coined by abercombie

The next day, OP's girlfriend asks him if she looks fat in her new jeans. He says "No, honey, you look great.", but his girlfriend goes on a rampage because he paused to think about it for a second first. Just another week in your typical relationship.

Ignore this... was supposed to be a reply.

facu 0

this is a win not a fml...cos she likes you even thought u don't fit her ideals

isn't that an all-Australian guy all- American guys are fat dumb gay married or used to be a chick Australia ftw

australia is just europes rejects ameri-pwnd

oh #11 Is correct all American guys r dat rednecks Australia ftw

redshortsx 0

SHE SAID YOUR CUTE!!!!! this is not an FML

schwinn11 0

chicks are worse than guys at this stuff, atleast with guys we have a broad set of standards we're lookin for in a girl, but chicks have alot more details they want in a man, and the hotter the girl, the harder it is to meet her standards. Good Luck, Im pullin for you

fine she shouldnt have said it but still. id love to go out with megan foxes identical twin